| #117 | 11-leaf clover | 1 |
| #68 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail | 1 |
| #290 | Crimbo Factory surprise box | 6 |
| #16 | Crimbo sapling | 1 |
| #43 | Crimbow Rainbo | 1 |
| #59 | Crimbuccaneer bombjacket | 1 |
| #41 | Crimbuccaneer captain's purse | 12 |
| #55 | Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating) | 1 |
| #103 | Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint) | 1 |
| #42 | Crimbuccaneer flotsam | 251 |
| #75 | Crimbuccaneer invasion map | 1 |
| #132 | Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail | 1 |
| #41 | Crimbuccaneer piece of 12 | 1,234 |
| #60 | Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack | 2 |
| #119 | Crimbuccaneer shirt | 1 |
| #79 | Crimbuccaneer tricorn | 1 |
| #110 | Crimbuccaneer whale oil | 2 |
| #31 | Distant Woods Getaway Brochure | 1 |
| #42 | Elf Army machine parts | 75 |
| #84 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts | 1 |
| #90 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion | 1 |
| #73 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping | 1 |
| #121 | Elf Guard MPC | 1,810 |
| #60 | Elf Guard hangover cure | 1 |
| #77 | Elf Guard honor present | 2 |
| #81 | Elf Guard patrol cap | 1 |
| #34 | Elf Guard payroll bag | 18 |
| #54 | Elf Guard red and white beret | 1 |
| #82 | Elf Guard safety bear | 1 |
| #79 | Elf Guard strategic map | 1 |
| #81 | Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo | 1 |
| #42 | FantasyRealm membership packet | 1 |
| #106 | Jamaican coffee | 1 |
| #91 | Lil' Snowball Factory | 1 |
| #21 | Manual of Secret Door Detection | 2 |
| #14 | Non-Euclidean Finance | 1 |
| #39 | Swedish coffee | 2 |
| #11 | The Groose in the Hoose | 1 |
| #1032 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #31 | The Spirit of Giving | 1 |
| #121 | Thinknerd Blind-Packed Toy | 1 |
| #54 | Ultimate Mind Destroyer | 1 |
| #79 | baby rigging snake | 1 |
| #52 | bonsai tree | 1 |
| #29 | broken high-temperature mining drill | 24 |
| #73 | candied lime | 1 |
| #47 | canteen of eggnog | 1 |
| #1219 | cocoa egg | 1 |
| #66 | deed to Oliver's Place | 1 |
| #1149 | designer handbag | 1 |
| #49 | designer sweatpants (new old stock) | 1 |
| #24 | dried gelatinous cube | 1 |
| #92 | flask of egggrog | 1 |
| #31 | free boots | 1 |
| #501 | frigid mote | 1 |
| #73 | fruit-stuffed rumcake | 1 |
| #117 | gingerbread nylons | 1 |
| #71 | glowing frisbee | 1 |
| #44 | government booze shipment | 2 |
| #50 | government candy shipment | 2 |
| #45 | government food shipment | 2 |
| #65 | grog nuts | 5 |
| #93 | hot wine | 1 |
| #86 | huge Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #172 | huge bowl of candy | 6 |
| #31 | kitten burglar | 1 |
| #67 | lucky cat statue | 1 |
| #195 | magnetic sculpture kit | 1 |
| #48 | military-grade peppermint oil | 12 |
| #53 | mulled wine | 1 |
| #8 | name change form | 1 |
| #83 | officer's nog | 3 |
| #68 | old-school pirate grog | 2 |
| #218 | oldcake | 2 |
| #18 | organ grinder | 2 |
| #36 | packaged Daylight Shavings Helmet | 1 |
| #36 | packaged backup camera | 1 |
| #24 | packaged knock-off retro superhero cape | 1 |
| #66 | peppermint tack | 10 |
| #53 | punching mirror | 1 |
| #58 | red and white claret | 8 |
| #29 | red white and blue claret | 1 |
| 🥇 | refurbished air fryer | 1 |
| #107 | rum-soaked fruitcake | 1 |
| #173 | salt plum | 1 |
| #2409 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #65 | squamous polyp | 1 |
| #1321 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #107 | sugarplum ration | 1 |
| #65 | sundae ration | 10 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #19 | tiny plastic Armory | 1 |
| #16 | tiny plastic Bar | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #56 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #57 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #53 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #297 | traditional Crimbo cookie | 8 |
| #1985 | valuable trinket | 6 |
| #266 | vampire pearl | 1 |
| #46 | wet tack | 1 |
| #58 | whalecake | 1 |
| #35 | yule grog | 1 |
| #102 | yule pup | 1 |