| #123 | 11-leaf clover | 1 |
| #75 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail | 1 |
| #302 | Crimbo Factory surprise box | 6 |
| #47 | Crimbow Rainbo | 1 |
| #57 | Crimbuccaneer bombjacket | 1 |
| #49 | Crimbuccaneer captain's purse | 12 |
| #58 | Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating) | 1 |
| #110 | Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint) | 1 |
| #48 | Crimbuccaneer flotsam | 251 |
| #84 | Crimbuccaneer invasion map | 1 |
| #144 | Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail | 1 |
| #53 | Crimbuccaneer piece of 12 | 1,234 |
| #64 | Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack | 2 |
| #129 | Crimbuccaneer shirt | 1 |
| #88 | Crimbuccaneer tricorn | 1 |
| #121 | Crimbuccaneer whale oil | 2 |
| #30 | Distant Woods Getaway Brochure | 1 |
| #49 | Elf Army machine parts | 75 |
| #90 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts | 1 |
| #99 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion | 1 |
| #79 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping | 1 |
| #147 | Elf Guard MPC | 1,810 |
| #64 | Elf Guard hangover cure | 1 |
| #83 | Elf Guard honor present | 2 |
| #84 | Elf Guard patrol cap | 1 |
| #42 | Elf Guard payroll bag | 18 |
| #58 | Elf Guard red and white beret | 1 |
| #87 | Elf Guard safety bear | 1 |
| #85 | Elf Guard strategic map | 1 |
| #84 | Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo | 1 |
| #41 | FantasyRealm membership packet | 1 |
| #114 | Jamaican coffee | 1 |
| #102 | Lil' Snowball Factory | 1 |
| #23 | Manual of Secret Door Detection | 2 |
| #16 | Non-Euclidean Finance | 1 |
| #44 | Swedish coffee | 2 |
| #10 | The Groose in the Hoose | 1 |
| #1038 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #30 | The Spirit of Giving | 1 |
| #124 | Thinknerd Blind-Packed Toy | 1 |
| #54 | Ultimate Mind Destroyer | 1 |
| #80 | baby rigging snake | 1 |
| #54 | bonsai tree | 1 |
| #30 | broken high-temperature mining drill | 24 |
| #82 | candied lime | 1 |
| #54 | canteen of eggnog | 1 |
| #1226 | cocoa egg | 1 |
| #68 | deed to Oliver's Place | 1 |
| #1154 | designer handbag | 1 |
| #100 | flask of egggrog | 1 |
| #32 | free boots | 1 |
| #502 | frigid mote | 1 |
| #81 | fruit-stuffed rumcake | 1 |
| #136 | gingerbread nylons | 1 |
| #65 | glowing frisbee | 1 |
| #45 | government booze shipment | 2 |
| #50 | government candy shipment | 2 |
| #46 | government food shipment | 2 |
| #67 | grog nuts | 5 |
| #102 | hot wine | 1 |
| #93 | huge Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #173 | huge bowl of candy | 6 |
| #31 | kitten burglar | 1 |
| #70 | lucky cat statue | 1 |
| #196 | magnetic sculpture kit | 1 |
| #53 | military-grade peppermint oil | 12 |
| #60 | mulled wine | 1 |
| #9 | name change form | 1 |
| #89 | officer's nog | 3 |
| #70 | old-school pirate grog | 2 |
| #222 | oldcake | 2 |
| #17 | organ grinder | 2 |
| #70 | peppermint tack | 10 |
| #56 | punching mirror | 1 |
| #60 | red and white claret | 8 |
| #31 | red white and blue claret | 1 |
| 🥇 | refurbished air fryer | 1 |
| #117 | rum-soaked fruitcake | 1 |
| #175 | salt plum | 1 |
| #2420 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #63 | squamous polyp | 1 |
| #1341 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #118 | sugarplum ration | 1 |
| #71 | sundae ration | 10 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #21 | tiny plastic Armory | 1 |
| #18 | tiny plastic Bar | 1 |
| #61 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #57 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #58 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #55 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #303 | traditional Crimbo cookie | 8 |
| #1984 | valuable trinket | 6 |
| #268 | vampire pearl | 1 |
| #50 | wet tack | 1 |
| #63 | whalecake | 1 |
| #37 | yule grog | 1 |
| #104 | yule pup | 1 |