| #12 | Cherry Cloaca Cola | 1,337 |
| #18 | Cloaca grenade | 1,337 |
| #32 | Cloaca-Cola | 1,337 |
| #4 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1,337 |
| #7 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1,337 |
| #6 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1,337 |
| #29 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 204 |
| #6 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1,337 |
| #11 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 274 |
| #319 | Crimboween memo | 28 |
| #29 | Crimbuck | 8,665 |
| #8 | Diet Cloaca Cola | 1,337 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #615 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 1 |
| #23 | New Cloaca-Cola | 14 |
| #11 | Regular Cloaca Cola | 1,337 |
| #1450 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #149 | astronaut ice-cream | 3 |
| #967 | baggie of powdered sugar | 5 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #1817 | can of Binarrrca | 1 |
| #20 | consolation ribbon | 1 |
| #10 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 1,337 |
| #968 | fancy chocolate | 3 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #642 | orange glowstick | 3 |
| #36 | puzzling ribbon | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #79 | six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola | 3 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #524 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |