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| #835 | Angry Farmer candy | 56 |
| #1229 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #176 | BACON | 2 |
| #285 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 3 |
| #191 | Knob Goblin firecracker | 128 |
| #391 | Knob Goblin seltzer | 28 |
| #366 | Knob Goblin superseltzer | 12 |
| #758 | Knob Goblin tongs | 5 |
| #939 | Mad Train wine | 37 |
| #592 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub | 38 |
| #209 | Oil of Parrrlay | 11 |
| #174 | Pine-Fresh air freshener | 21 |
| #207 | Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste | 23 |
| #273 | Tuesday's ruby | 8 |
| #365 | a butt tuba | 1 |
| #62 | abominable blubber | 27 |
| #107 | adder | 14 |
| #652 | adder bladder | 3 |
| #265 | all-purpose cleaner | 23 |
| #337 | ancient Magi-Wipes | 12 |
| #136 | ancient ice cream scoop | 4 |
| #66 | anti-anti-antidote | 137 |
| #418 | anticheese | 11 |
| #372 | armgun | 3 |
| #560 | asparagus knife | 8 |
| #997 | awful poetry journal | 31 |
| #502 | bar skin | 16 |
| #764 | barrrnacle | 17 |
| #341 | baseball | 13 |
| #391 | bat guano | 25 |
| #317 | bat wing | 45 |
| #378 | batgut | 68 |
| #750 | beer bomb | 7 |
| #498 | big red clown nose | 10 |
| #76 | bloodstain stick | 7 |
| #67 | boot knife | 1 |
| #238 | bottle of Monsieur Bubble | 27 |
| #246 | bowling ball | 1 |
| #413 | box | 25 |
| #380 | broken sword | 5 |
| #93 | brown felt tophat | 11 |
| #125 | bugbear beanie | 74 |
| #114 | bugbear bungguard | 79 |
| #68 | candy knife | 3 |
| #636 | cast | 11 |
| #412 | communications windchimes | 10 |
| #176 | curmudgel | 8 |
| #2469 | diamond necklace | 2 |
| #617 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 12 |
| #506 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 23 |
| #518 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 19 |
| #553 | dusty bottle of Port | 19 |
| #95 | enchanted bean | 64 |
| #340 | eyepatch | 20 |
| #353 | fancy bath salts | 32 |
| #377 | ferret bait | 14 |
| #65 | flange | 44 |
| #615 | frigid ninja stars | 27 |
| #545 | giant needle | 41 |
| #97 | giant safety pin | 11 |
| #116 | glob of spoiled mayo | 5 |
| #178 | gnoll teeth | 27 |
| #338 | grumpy old man charrrm | 7 |
| #257 | handful of sawdust | 21 |
| #383 | happiness | 4 |
| #765 | heavy D | 18 |
| #582 | hill of beans | 14 |
| #512 | jabañero-flavored chewing gum | 11 |
| #581 | lihc eye | 12 |
| #500 | marzipan skull | 18 |
| #628 | metallic A | 26 |
| #471 | ocarina of space | 1 |
| #577 | photoprotoneutron torpedo | 27 |
| #306 | powdered organs | 6 |
| #135 | punk rock jacket | 10 |
| #80 | pygmy witchhazel | 17 |
| #243 | radiation-resistant helmet | 3 |
| #428 | rat appendix | 13 |
| #142 | razor-sharp can lid | 161 |
| #260 | reinforced beaded headband | 16 |
| #372 | rocky raccoon | 25 |
| #1012 | roll of toilet paper | 45 |
| #3640 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2800 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 2 |
| #3662 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #507 | sake bomb | 12 |
| #58 | sharpened spoon | 3 |
| #463 | smart skull | 22 |
| #293 | snowboarder pants | 12 |
| #86 | soda water | 100 |
| #264 | sonar-in-a-biscuit | 46 |
| #916 | thin black candle | 47 |
| #563 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #3080 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #61 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 2 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 2 |
| #825 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #3834 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3885 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3874 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #69 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 2 |
| #8216 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8256 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8131 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #2574 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #8179 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3914 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3879 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #60 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 2 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #8193 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8098 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8064 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3897 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #8132 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8073 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8203 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8105 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3998 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #8102 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #63 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 2 |
| #8228 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #6132 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #6172 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #4484 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #350 | tires | 20 |
| #394 | vinegar-soaked lemon slice | 14 |
| #491 | water pipe bomb | 45 |
| #242 | wicker shield | 12 |
| #399 | witty rapier | 4 |