| #72 | 100-Watt bulb | 1 |
| #1149 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 1 |
| #1714 | Angry Farmer candy | 5 |
| #444 | Cherry Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #1268 | Cloaca grenade | 5 |
| #816 | Cloaca-Cola | 25 |
| #496 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 7 |
| #52 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 52 |
| #999 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 2 |
| #903 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #52 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 51 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #3210 | Crown of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #1210 | Dyspepsi grenade | 5 |
| #1174 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 25 |
| #564 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 5 |
| #65 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 26 |
| #65 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 26 |
| #858 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #60 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 26 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #1248 | Imp Ale | 27 |
| #735 | Knob Goblin superseltzer | 1 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #1426 | Mad Train wine | 6 |
| #711 | Senior Mints | 5 |
| #2405 | Valentine | 1 |
| #237 | WA | 1 |
| #2955 | Yummy Tummy bean | 1 |
| #564 | a little sump'm sump'm | 2 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #186 | barskin tent | 1 |
| #112 | basic meat crossbow | 1 |
| #13 | basic meat fez | 27 |
| #700 | black pixel | 11 |
| #1035 | bloody beer | 1 |
| #409 | bloody mary | 3 |
| #1044 | blue pixel | 9 |
| #1329 | bottle of gin | 1 |
| #1081 | bottle of tequila | 4 |
| #1505 | bottle of whiskey | 1 |
| #696 | broken cellular phone | 1 |
| #1268 | broken skull | 1 |
| #592 | can of maces | 1 |
| #4134 | candy cane | 2 |
| #901 | cast | 3 |
| #289 | cat appendix | 12 |
| #509 | chewing gum on a string | 10 |
| #523 | chrome sword | 1 |
| #486 | concentrated magicalness pill | 2 |
| #126 | cordial of concentration | 3 |
| #851 | diamond-studded cane | 2 |
| #1096 | dirty hobo gloves | 1 |
| #1849 | disco ball | 1 |
| #649 | dried face | 2 |
| #214 | dry vodka martini | 1 |
| #1086 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #77 | funky brass fez | 5 |
| #302 | gnatwing | 15 |
| #816 | hot wing | 19 |
| #95 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 3,423 |
| #569 | ketchup hound | 4 |
| #933 | lemon | 8 |
| #666 | martini | 1 |
| #145 | moxie magnet | 1 |
| #799 | papaya | 5 |
| #747 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #1281 | plot hole | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #510 | red pixel | 12 |
| #324 | rusty metal shaft | 1 |
| #495 | salty dog | 9 |
| #1671 | seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #25 | sequined fez | 6 |
| #111 | sticky meat pants | 1 |
| #1401 | tiny house | 10 |
| #3347 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 5 |
| #2626 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #2514 | tiny plastic angry goat | 7 |
| #6167 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #4900 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 3 |
| #2859 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 6 |
| #2502 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 7 |
| #3300 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 5 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #4884 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #3327 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 5 |
| #2248 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 8 |
| #6099 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #4853 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 3 |
| #4794 | tiny plastic killer bee | 3 |
| #4876 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 3 |
| #2012 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 9 |
| #1815 | tiny plastic mosquito | 10 |
| #1799 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 3 |
| #4797 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 3 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #2272 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 8 |
| #4864 | tiny plastic stab bat | 3 |
| #4891 | tiny plastic star starfish | 3 |
| #2659 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #1043 | viking helmet | 1 |