bangersnmash

RankItemQuantity
#72100-Watt bulb1
#11491337 7r0uZ0RZ1
#1714Angry Farmer candy5
#444Cherry Cloaca Cola1
#1268Cloaca grenade5
#816Cloaca-Cola25
#496Cloaca-Cola c-rations7
#52Cloaca-Cola fatigues52
#999Cloaca-Cola helmet2
#903Cloaca-Cola knapsack1
#52Cloaca-Cola shield51
#612Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife1
#3210Crown of the Goblin King3
#1210Dyspepsi grenade5
#1174Dyspepsi-Cola25
#564Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations5
#65Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues26
#65Dyspepsi-Cola helmet26
#858Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack1
#60Dyspepsi-Cola shield26
#580Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen1
#2384Elder Turtle Shell1
#1248Imp Ale27
#735Knob Goblin superseltzer1
#437Mace of the Tortoise1
#1426Mad Train wine6
#711Senior Mints5
#2405Valentine1
#237WA1
#2955Yummy Tummy bean1
#564a little sump'm sump'm2
#1006acoustic guitarrr1
#186barskin tent1
#112basic meat crossbow1
#13basic meat fez27
#700black pixel11
#1035bloody beer1
#409bloody mary3
#1044blue pixel9
#1329bottle of gin1
#1081bottle of tequila4
#1505bottle of whiskey1
#696broken cellular phone1
#1268broken skull1
#592can of maces1
#4134candy cane2
#901cast3
#289cat appendix12
#509chewing gum on a string10
#523chrome sword1
#486concentrated magicalness pill2
#126cordial of concentration3
#851diamond-studded cane2
#1096dirty hobo gloves1
#1849disco ball1
#649dried face2
#214dry vodka martini1
#1086eyepatch1
#303fez of etymology1
#77funky brass fez5
#302gnatwing15
#816hot wing19
#95ice-cold Sir Schlitz3,423
#569ketchup hound4
#933lemon8
#666martini1
#145moxie magnet1
#799papaya5
#747picture of a dead guy's girlfriend1
#1281plot hole1
#2103puce plastic oyster egg1
#510red pixel12
#324rusty metal shaft1
#495salty dog9
#1671seal-clubbing club1
#25sequined fez6
#111sticky meat pants1
#1401tiny house10
#3347tiny plastic Cheshire bat5
#2626tiny plastic accordion thief2
#2514tiny plastic angry goat7
#6167tiny plastic baby gravy fairy2
#4900tiny plastic barrrnacle3
#2859tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball6
#2502tiny plastic cocoabo7
#3300tiny plastic coffee pixie5
#4497tiny plastic disco bandit1
#4884tiny plastic fuzzy dice3
#3327tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick5
#2248tiny plastic ghuol whelp8
#6099tiny plastic grue2
#4853tiny plastic howling balloon monkey3
#4794tiny plastic killer bee3
#4876tiny plastic leprechaun3
#2012tiny plastic levitating potato9
#1815tiny plastic mosquito10
#1799tiny plastic pastamancer3
#4797tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime3
#4467tiny plastic sauceror1
#4450tiny plastic seal clubber1
#2272tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton8
#4864tiny plastic stab bat3
#4891tiny plastic star starfish3
#2659tiny plastic turtle tamer2
#1043viking helmet1

Wow, that's 4,054 items total!

what items are this player missing?