| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #74 | Fantasma en la Máquina | 78 |
| #728 | Go-Wassail | 12 |
| #50 | La Fantasma y La Oscuridad | 98 |
| #249 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 91 |
| #63 | Rompedores de Fantasmas | 85 |
| #159 | Schrödinger's thermos | 174 |
| #338 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 15 |
| #108 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 178 |
| #139 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco | 130 |
| #61 | Time Juice | 8 |
| #103 | amok pudding | 5 |
| #423 | astral mushroom | 20 |
| #7427 | badass belt | 1 |
| #634 | black pudding | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #732 | bottle of gin | 11 |
| #134 | bottle of peppermint schnapps | 2 |
| #1108 | bottle of rum | 9 |
| #663 | bottle of sewage schnapps | 1 |
| #836 | bottle of tequila | 10 |
| #965 | bottle of vodka | 4 |
| #435 | bottle of whiskey | 73 |
| #141 | bow staff | 1 |
| #149 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #133 | bowler | 1 |
| #582 | boxed wine | 22 |
| #152 | breaded beer | 4 |
| #1177 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 7 |
| #1280 | candied yams | 6 |
| #608 | candy cane | 60 |
| #497 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 13 |
| #19 | cherry | 1,723 |
| #1822 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #1010 | corpsedriver | 4 |
| #209 | cranberry schnapps | 3 |
| #85 | crazy little Turkish delight | 394 |
| #75 | discocktail | 101 |
| #1062 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 1 |
| #1030 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 1 |
| #1052 | elven cellocello | 19 |
| #355 | fake plastic grass | 5 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #9 | frigid mote | 57 |
| #161 | ghost cucumber | 240 |
| #3306 | gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #274 | gingerbread robot | 4 |
| #397 | green beer | 33 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #912 | herbal stuffing | 8 |
| #567 | herringcello | 28 |
| #543 | hot date | 3 |
| #56 | insanely spicy bean burrito | 435 |
| #696 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 1 |
| #1565 | length of string | 2 |
| #16 | lime | 1,763 |
| #186 | mafia aria | 133 |
| #325 | marshmallow flambé | 2 |
| #70 | nanite-infested candy cane | 213 |
| #696 | nanite-infested eggnog | 7 |
| #489 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #48 | orange | 1,759 |
| #435 | petit 4.1 | 3 |
| #62 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 11 |
| #140 | plastic passion fruit | 14 |
| #511 | portable corkscrew | 14 |
| #32 | quantum taco | 1,202 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #137 | soy cordial | 4 |
| #2624 | spooky eggnog | 2 |
| #617 | tassel | 1 |
| #677 | toast | 1,208 |
| #846 | tofurkey gravy | 10 |
| #1009 | tofurkey leg | 8 |
| #29 | warbear thermoregulator bread | 22 |
| #1221 | wooden block | 1 |