| #2232 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #834 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #843 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #2387 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #159 | Boots of Twilight Whispers | 2 |
| #34 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #63 | Caveman Dan's favorite rock | 1 |
| #156 | Cloak of Dire Shadows | 2 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #1822 | Drowsy Sword | 4 |
| #1789 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #196 | Gauntlets of the Blood Moon | 1 |
| #154 | Greaves of the Murk Lord | 2 |
| #1149 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #658 | Instant Karma | 6 |
| #2771 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 4 |
| #8 | Manual of Transcendent Olfaction | 3 |
| #340 | Misty Cape | 2 |
| 🥇 | Mt. Noob Pale Ale | 3 |
| #1575 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #212 | Sword of Dark Omens | 1 |
| #895 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 4 |
| 🥇 | Time Lord Badge of Honor | 1 |
| #1121 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #6541 | badass belt | 2 |
| #4253 | bottle of goofballs | 2 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| 🥇 | bowl of oriole's nest soup | 3 |
| #5911 | box of sunshine | 4 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #433 | club necklace | 15 |
| #395 | commemorative war stein | 42 |
| #465 | diamond necklace | 14 |
| #34 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 1,395 |
| #1944 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #1458 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #382 | fuzzy montera | 4 |
| #2536 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #629 | gold wedding ring | 3 |
| #4476 | grue egg | 2 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted Crimbo socks | 1 |
| #4018 | handful of confetti | 3 |
| #488 | heart necklace | 14 |
| #318 | helmet turtle | 173 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1431 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #922 | orange candy heart | 4 |
| #320 | orange candygram | 1 |
| #40 | radium-flavored potato chips | 1,399 |
| #45 | reusable shopping bag | 1 |
| #308 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 20 |
| #627 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 12 |
| #609 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 12 |
| #1076 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 7 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #1174 | spade necklace | 6 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #2777 | spectre scepter | 4 |
| #569 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 76 |
| #480 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 85 |
| #504 | stuffed angry cow | 85 |
| #567 | stuffed astral badger | 81 |
| #566 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 81 |
| #606 | stuffed cocoabo | 72 |
| #562 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 79 |
| #644 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 73 |
| #498 | stuffed hand turkey | 86 |
| #571 | stuffed mind flayer | 79 |
| #597 | stuffed scary death orb | 77 |
| #734 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 65 |
| #591 | stuffed snowy owl | 74 |
| #435 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 95 |
| #700 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 66 |
| #669 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 70 |
| #88 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #88 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #91 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #67 | toy Crimbot mega face | 1 |
| #67 | toy Crimbot power glove | 1 |
| #64 | toy Crimbot rocket legs | 1 |
| #62 | toy Crimbot super fist | 1 |
| #268 | wand of pigification | 1 |
| #29 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 1,400 |
| #399 | yellow candygram | 1 |