| #2232 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #835 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #843 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #2385 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #160 | Boots of Twilight Whispers | 2 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #63 | Caveman Dan's favorite rock | 1 |
| #157 | Cloak of Dire Shadows | 2 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #1823 | Drowsy Sword | 4 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #197 | Gauntlets of the Blood Moon | 1 |
| #154 | Greaves of the Murk Lord | 2 |
| #1146 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #660 | Instant Karma | 6 |
| #2767 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 4 |
| #8 | Manual of Transcendent Olfaction | 3 |
| #339 | Misty Cape | 2 |
| 🥇 | Mt. Noob Pale Ale | 3 |
| #1573 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #212 | Sword of Dark Omens | 1 |
| #893 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 4 |
| 🥇 | Time Lord Badge of Honor | 1 |
| #1120 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #6541 | badass belt | 2 |
| #4255 | bottle of goofballs | 2 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| 🥇 | bowl of oriole's nest soup | 3 |
| #5907 | box of sunshine | 4 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #435 | club necklace | 15 |
| #395 | commemorative war stein | 42 |
| #467 | diamond necklace | 14 |
| #35 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 1,395 |
| #1945 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #1454 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #381 | fuzzy montera | 4 |
| #2536 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #630 | gold wedding ring | 3 |
| #4477 | grue egg | 2 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted Crimbo socks | 1 |
| #4021 | handful of confetti | 3 |
| #490 | heart necklace | 14 |
| #316 | helmet turtle | 173 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1424 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #923 | orange candy heart | 4 |
| #320 | orange candygram | 1 |
| #41 | radium-flavored potato chips | 1,399 |
| #44 | reusable shopping bag | 1 |
| #306 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 20 |
| #628 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 12 |
| #609 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 12 |
| #1078 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 7 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #1176 | spade necklace | 6 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #2774 | spectre scepter | 4 |
| #566 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 76 |
| #478 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 85 |
| #503 | stuffed angry cow | 85 |
| #566 | stuffed astral badger | 81 |
| #564 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 81 |
| #605 | stuffed cocoabo | 72 |
| #561 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 79 |
| #642 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 73 |
| #499 | stuffed hand turkey | 86 |
| #572 | stuffed mind flayer | 79 |
| #597 | stuffed scary death orb | 77 |
| #732 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 65 |
| #591 | stuffed snowy owl | 74 |
| #435 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 95 |
| #698 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 66 |
| #667 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 70 |
| #85 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #82 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #90 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #67 | toy Crimbot mega face | 1 |
| #67 | toy Crimbot power glove | 1 |
| #64 | toy Crimbot rocket legs | 1 |
| #62 | toy Crimbot super fist | 1 |
| #266 | wand of pigification | 1 |
| #30 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 1,400 |
| #399 | yellow candygram | 1 |