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Rank	Item	Quantity
#94	Adventurer bobblehead	1
#1146	Heimandatz's heart	1
#1286	Jocko Homo's head	1
#425	Thwaitgold cockroach statuette	1
#1809	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	1
#332	Thwaitgold moth statuette	1
#643	bed of coals	1
#93	bowl of Tastee-Wheet™	1
#570	bowl of fishysoisse	1
#33	cashew	10
#634	filth-encrusted futon	1
#984	guy made of bee pollen	1
#405	jar of squeeze	2
#4	megacopia	203
#672	stained mattress	1