| 🥈 | Adventurer bobblehead | 18 |
| #28 | Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes | 5 |
| #135 | Carpathian longsword | 1 |
| #192 | Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau | 2 |
| #91 | Coinspiracy | 30 |
| #5 | Daisy's unclean bloomers | 33 |
| #97 | Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe | 1 |
| #19 | Drunk Uncles holo-record | 1 |
| #70 | Fun-Guy spore | 1 |
| #214 | Grateful Undead T-shirt | 2 |
| #96 | How to Avoid Scams | 5 |
| #93 | Jack-O-Lantern beer | 1 |
| #819 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 2 |
| #152 | KoL Con 13 T-shirt | 2 |
| #121 | Liam's mail | 2 |
| #39 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 282 |
| #93 | Mr. Screege's spectacles | 9 |
| #95 | Pick-O-Matic lockpicks | 16 |
| 🥇 | Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed) | 1 |
| #84 | Professor What T-Shirt | 11 |
| #962 | SPF 451 lip balm | 1 |
| #41 | Source terminal ASHRAM chip | 2 |
| #43 | Source terminal DIAGRAM chip | 2 |
| #46 | Source terminal INGRAM chip | 1 |
| #50 | Source terminal TRIGRAM chip | 1 |
| #50 | Source terminal file: cram.ext | 1 |
| #48 | Source terminal file: familiar.ext | 1 |
| #46 | Source terminal file: pram.ext | 1 |
| #107 | Spookyraven signet | 7 |
| #75 | Tales of Spelunking | 2 |
| #66 | The Emperor's new hat | 1 |
| #64 | The Emperor's new pants | 1 |
| #40 | The Jokester's pants | 1 |
| #415 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 1 |
| #49 | Ultracolor™ shirt | 12 |
| #108 | Unfortunato's foolscap | 3 |
| #52 | VYKEA bracket | 6 |
| #6 | VYKEA hex key | 82 |
| #52 | VYKEA plank | 8 |
| #110 | Wal-Mart gift certificate | 3 |
| #820 | adder bladder | 1 |
| #21 | almost-dead walkie-talkie | 471 |
| #148 | ancient oil painting of yourself | 1 |
| #409 | ant agonist | 4 |
| #57 | antique accordion | 7 |
| #731 | antique hand mirror | 1 |
| #326 | asbestos apron | 2 |
| #11 | backwoods banjo | 1 |
| #1476 | badass belt | 37 |
| #153 | banana | 49 |
| #66 | barrel cracker | 3 |
| #39 | barrel pickle | 30 |
| 🥉 | batskin belt | 248 |
| #50 | bellhop's hat | 2 |
| #510 | black eyedrops | 1 |
| #72 | blood and blood | 3 |
| #57 | bubblin' crude | 621 |
| #97 | burnt snowpants | 6 |
| #23 | camouflage T-shirt | 1 |
| #1591 | can of Binarrrca | 2 |
| #41 | candy dress shoes | 1 |
| #35 | candy necktie | 3 |
| #81 | cheap sunglasses | 4 |
| #54 | cop dollar | 51 |
| #205 | death blossom | 1 |
| #472 | drum machine | 6 |
| #167 | eldritch effluvium | 298 |
| #62 | eleven-foot pole | 16 |
| #1776 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #40 | extremely wet T-shirt | 5 |
| #1989 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #42 | filthy child leash | 72 |
| #116 | fleshy lump | 2 |
| #281 | freezerburned ice cube | 1 |
| #41 | frigid derringer | 80 |
| #28 | gingerbread restraining order | 3 |
| #1167 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #75 | grim fairy tale | 5 |
| #34 | grimstone mask | 24 |
| #507 | handful of sand | 16 |
| #122 | haunted bindle | 2 |
| #35 | high-temperature mining mask | 5 |
| #110 | icy hairspray | 1 |
| #16 | jangly spurs | 1 |
| #45 | killing jar | 29 |
| #33 | leftovers | 22 |
| #31 | li'l candy corn costume | 1 |
| #15 | li'l knight costume | 1 |
| #32 | li'l unicorn costume | 1 |
| #20 | little deuce cape | 5 |
| #14 | loadstone | 112 |
| #653 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 1 |
| #258 | magical pony: Pearjack | 6 |
| #501 | magical pony: Rosey Cake | 2 |
| #331 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 4 |
| #494 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 2 |
| #293 | magical pony: Uniquity | 5 |
| #61 | megacopia | 1 |
| #19 | murderbot whip | 1 |
| #83 | nurse's hat | 2 |
| #135 | old sweatpants | 523 |
| #48 | ornate picture frame | 66 |
| #100 | perfect ice cube | 1 |
| #1654 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 1 |
| #147 | pixellated moneybag | 5 |
| #42 | psychokinetic energy blob | 93 |
| #9 | ratskin pajama pants | 1 |
| #102 | red coat | 1 |
| #63 | ring of Detect Boring Doors | 16 |
| #132 | robot grease | 5 |
| #113 | roll of toilet paper | 995 |
| #154 | safety vest | 1 |
| #99 | scented massage oil | 18 |
| #5 | skull of the Bonerdagon | 247 |
| #11 | smoker's cloak | 4 |
| #26 | spare chocolate parts | 1 |
| #42 | special clip: boneburners | 3 |
| #47 | special clip: splatterers | 2 |
| #36 | special clip: squelchers | 10 |
| #35 | special clip: tracers | 10 |
| #30 | special clip: wailers | 16 |
| #143 | spectre scepter | 174 |
| #24 | sprinkle-begging cup | 1 |
| #94 | standards and practices guide | 9 |
| #86 | surgical apron | 4 |
| #109 | tie-dyed fannypack | 1 |
| #1402 | tiny house | 10 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 10 |
| #188 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 5 |
| #301 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 3 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #172 | topiary nugglet | 2 |
| #47 | turtle voicebox | 34 |
| #111 | turtlemail hauberk | 1 |
| #137 | unidentified drink | 4 |
| #154 | unnatural gas | 1 |
| #602 | white hat hacker T-shirt | 1 |
| #94 | white page | 2 |
| 🥇 | wicker slicker | 17 |
| #152 | wind-up navigation droid | 1 |
| #130 | wind-up owl | 2 |
| #132 | wind-up vampire teeth | 2 |
| #91 | wriggling worm | 17 |
| 🥇 | wrought-iron widget | 6 |
| 🥈 | wrought-iron wig | 15 |
| 🥇 | wrought-iron winch crank | 5 |
| #1456 | x-ray specs | 1 |
| #1948 | yellow snowcone | 2 |