| #1053 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 1 |
| #417 | Knob sausage | 6 |
| #191 | Knob stroganoff | 1 |
| #277 | Knob stuffed shells | 2 |
| #503 | Knoll mushroom | 14 |
| #1142 | Trollhouse cookies | 3 |
| #2951 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 2 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #2610 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #478 | asbestos sword | 1 |
| #1924 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #1505 | bottle of whiskey | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #2969 | candy cane | 5 |
| #2396 | candy stake | 3 |
| #1824 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #1241 | cranberries | 1 |
| #1064 | diamond-studded cane | 1 |
| #2364 | eggnog | 2 |
| #3307 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 3 |
| #1830 | fancy chocolate | 2 |
| #825 | frilly skirt | 1 |
| #2467 | fruitcake | 3 |
| #2535 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #2476 | gingerbread bugbear | 4 |
| #2301 | gingerbread horror | 3 |
| #845 | goat cheese | 1 |
| #592 | grapes | 5 |
| #1531 | green beer | 3 |
| #5336 | grue egg | 1 |
| #125 | hippopotamus pants | 1 |
| #559 | jumbo olive | 1 |
| #1166 | lavender candy heart | 1 |
| #935 | lemon | 8 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #545 | olive | 9 |
| #847 | orange | 2 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #1756 | pail | 1 |
| #473 | papaya | 27 |
| #250 | philter of phorce | 4 |
| #1205 | piece of wedding cake | 1 |
| #251 | porquoise ring | 1 |
| #190 | potion of potency | 2 |
| #3655 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #1127 | spooky eggnog | 5 |
| #604 | star hat | 1 |
| #328 | star pants | 1 |
| #280 | star starfish | 1 |
| #2020 | string of blue beads | 2 |
| #1605 | string of green beads | 5 |
| #2246 | string of red beads | 1 |
| #714 | strongness elixir | 1 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8850 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8868 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #442 | suntan lotion of moxiousness | 7 |
| #1488 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #524 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |