| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #1529 | Crimboween memo | 5 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #1268 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #304 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 2 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #259 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #383 | Tales of the Word Realms | 1 |
| #1170 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #5030 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #5242 | box of sunshine | 6 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1290 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #8 | happiness | 3,670 |
| #696 | heart of the volcano | 9 |
| #22 | long pork chop sandwiches | 32 |
| #54 | note from Clancy | 1 |
| #896 | orange glowstick | 2 |
| #111 | pail | 103 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
| #2035 | pretty flower | 1 |
| #204 | pumpkin | 1 |
| #146 | ridiculous cocktail | 11 |
| #65 | ridiculous sunglasses | 1 |
| #11 | shot of tomato schnapps | 1,034 |
| #2242 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #2144 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #389 | tropical wrapping paper | 3 |