| #753 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 5 |
| #828 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #209 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 6 |
| #176 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 4 |
| #889 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 4 |
| #326 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 1 |
| #259 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #233 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 15 |
| #345 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 9 |
| #276 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 40 |
| #59 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 2 |
| #516 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #60 | cheer extractor | 17 |
| #4 | folder (owl) | 21 |
| #2123 | handful of confetti | 15 |
| #59 | lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter | 1 |
| #395 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 3 |
| #4 | pixel coin | 1,921 |
| #25 | solid gold jewel | 174 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #7 | spices | 52,467 |
| #1624 | stuffed Meat | 20 |
| #1418 | stuffed mink | 26 |
| #1712 | stuffed monocle | 18 |
| #7878 | stuffed scary death orb | 2 |
| #8794 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8871 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1560 | stuffed teddy butler | 22 |
| #1794 | stuffed tin of caviar | 16 |
| #2688 | stuffed treasure chest | 1 |
| #102 | very overdue library book | 7 |