Unnamed Protagonist

RankItemQuantity
#800Brimstone Chicken Sandwich3
#2424CRIMBCOLOAF1
#263D roll13
#634Double Bacon Beelzeburger6
#285Elfin shortbread3
#77Mornington crescent roll15
#131P.B.L.T.2
#777Spam Witch sammich10
#831Thwaitgold ant statuette1
#892Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette4
#1406Thwaitgold firefly statuette2
#1813Thwaitgold maggot statuette1
#1304Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette1
#672Thwaitgold spider statuette3
#519Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette1
#225White Citadel burger10
#89angst burger6
#214ballroom blintz22
#33bread basket1
#47breadchucks9
#501breaded beer1
#36breadwand1
#460cursed sea biscuit1
#23dead meat bun35
#89dinner roll1
#539dwarf bread7
#244elven hardtack7
#57extra-flat panini12
#1185gingerbread bugbear16
#54grilled cheese sandwich1
#114hamburger13
#51hot buttered roll20
#14loaf of alien bread23
#45loaf of soda bread3
#33loafers1
#109magical baguette1
#1811penguin focaccia bread1
#148philosopher's scone13
#194powdered donut8
#856ridiculous sandwich1
#322sonar-in-a-biscuit31
#70space jam toast1
#128stale baguette23
#2074stuffed Baron von Ratsworth11
#5712stuffed Cheshire bitten5
#7824stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech2
#1798stuffed Meat16
#4931stuffed astral badger7
#8947stuffed baby gravy fairy1
#4484stuffed cocoabo8
#1026stuffed crazy bastard sword5
#8922stuffed flaming gravy fairy1
#4951stuffed frozen gravy fairy7
#4590stuffed hand turkey8
#2533stuffed key2
#695stuffed martini11
#7005stuffed mind flayer3
#1945stuffed mink13
#2028stuffed monocle12
#5815stuffed scary death orb5
#6371stuffed sleazy gravy fairy4
#7678stuffed snowy owl2
#5811stuffed spooky gravy fairy5
#4008stuffed stinky gravy fairy10
#1639stuffed teddy butler20
#2305stuffed tin of caviar8
#2529stuffed treasure chest2
#7017stuffed undead elbow macaroni3
#553stuffed yo-yo1
#8192tiny plastic Cheshire bat1
#346tiny plastic Duke Starkiller3
#793tiny plastic Gary Claybender1
#786tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker1
#3892tiny plastic Spunky Princess1
#8250tiny plastic baby gravy fairy1
#4481tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar1
#8175tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball1
#8095tiny plastic cocoabo1
#8221tiny plastic coffee pixie1
#8152tiny plastic fuzzy dice1
#8093tiny plastic ghuol whelp1
#8059tiny plastic grue1
#8128tiny plastic howling balloon monkey1
#8201tiny plastic leprechaun1
#8102tiny plastic levitating potato1
#8101tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime1
#4450tiny plastic seal clubber1
#8225tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton1
#8137tiny plastic star starfish1
#2174toast71
#124toast with jam1
#58toe jam toast1
#60traffic jam toast1
#197warbear feasting bread1
#156warbear thermoregulator bread1
#134warbear warrior bread1
#72witch's bread1

Wow, that's 607 items total!

what items are this player missing?