| #308 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 2 |
| #1274 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 9 |
| #157 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 13 |
| #542 | Bonerdagon necklace | 21 |
| #741 | Boss Bat bling | 4 |
| #692 | Boss Bat britches | 21 |
| #1736 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
| #1728 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1496 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #904 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #309 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 23 |
| #12 | Crimbo hat | 1 |
| #9 | Crimbo pants | 1 |
| #11 | Crimbo sword | 1 |
| #2376 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #1214 | Crown of the Goblin King | 19 |
| #1665 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #2054 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1374 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #1164 | Ent cider | 1 |
| #743 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #208 | Inndya trading card | 1 |
| #615 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 1 |
| #1461 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #1058 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 3 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #69 | Travoltan trousers | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #677 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1643 | badass belt | 33 |
| #1885 | bag of airline peanuts | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #1107 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #1128 | chaos butterfly | 23 |
| #1824 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #343 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 119 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #1909 | green beer | 1 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #981 | guy made of bee pollen | 1 |
| #263 | heart-shaped balloon | 44 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #1140 | orange glowstick | 1 |
| #1886 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #498 | petrified time | 1 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #96 | plastic pumpkin bucket | 1 |
| #213 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #327 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #622 | pretty bouquet | 1 |
| #229 | red balloon | 1 |
| #564 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 3 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| 🥉 | royal jelly | 66,724 |
| #96 | sack of doorknobs | 1 |
| #261 | scratch 'n' sniff apple sticker | 23 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2241 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #2143 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #2249 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1712 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #2261 | string of blue beads | 1 |
| #2260 | string of green beads | 1 |
| #2246 | string of red beads | 1 |
| #8850 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #246 | stuffed stab bat | 1 |
| #321 | tasket | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #263 | tisket | 1 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1492 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #38 | yellow traffic cone | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |