| #309 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 2 |
| #1277 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 9 |
| #158 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 13 |
| #540 | Bonerdagon necklace | 21 |
| #740 | Boss Bat bling | 4 |
| #694 | Boss Bat britches | 21 |
| #1743 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
| #1732 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1496 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1153 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #903 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #309 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 23 |
| #12 | Crimbo hat | 1 |
| #8 | Crimbo pants | 1 |
| #11 | Crimbo sword | 1 |
| #2374 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #1218 | Crown of the Goblin King | 19 |
| #1670 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #2053 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #858 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #1165 | Ent cider | 1 |
| #742 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #209 | Inndya trading card | 1 |
| #615 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 1 |
| #1464 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #1061 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 3 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #69 | Travoltan trousers | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #679 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1643 | badass belt | 33 |
| #1883 | bag of airline peanuts | 1 |
| #141 | bow staff | 1 |
| #149 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #133 | bowler | 1 |
| #1107 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #1130 | chaos butterfly | 23 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #343 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 119 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #1909 | green beer | 1 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #984 | guy made of bee pollen | 1 |
| #263 | heart-shaped balloon | 44 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #1139 | orange glowstick | 1 |
| #1890 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #495 | petrified time | 1 |
| #747 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #95 | plastic pumpkin bucket | 1 |
| #213 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #211 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #328 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #213 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #288 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #180 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #623 | pretty bouquet | 1 |
| #229 | red balloon | 1 |
| #564 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 3 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| 🥉 | royal jelly | 66,724 |
| #96 | sack of doorknobs | 1 |
| #261 | scratch 'n' sniff apple sticker | 23 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2244 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #2140 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #2248 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1862 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1708 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #2261 | string of blue beads | 1 |
| #2260 | string of green beads | 1 |
| #2246 | string of red beads | 1 |
| #8861 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #247 | stuffed stab bat | 1 |
| #322 | tasket | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #265 | tisket | 1 |
| #599 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1497 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #38 | yellow traffic cone | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |