| #1272 | Amulet of Yendor | 3 |
| #231 | Arrrmetia trading card | 1 |
| #2771 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #228 | Das Überkühlraum trading card | 1 |
| #245 | Nayztameetjoo trading card | 1 |
| #230 | Poison Oak trading card | 1 |
| #143 | Really Expensive Jewelry and You | 1 |
| #207 | Serenity trading card | 1 |
| #207 | The Snake trading card | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #802 | Valentine | 20 |
| #226 | Vaso De Agua trading card | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #1432 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #2610 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #79 | asbestos crossbow | 9 |
| #15 | asbestos helmet turtle | 16 |
| #74 | asbestos staff | 7 |
| #478 | asbestos sword | 1 |
| #2445 | baconstone | 1 |
| #353 | baconstone bracelet | 1 |
| #186 | baconstone earring | 1 |
| #407 | baconstone pendant | 1 |
| #261 | baconstone ring | 1 |
| #891 | badass belt | 60 |
| #1523 | bag of airline peanuts | 5 |
| #377 | bottle of goofballs | 65 |
| #288 | box of sunshine | 1,471 |
| #23 | carob cannon | 5 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #42 | chrome helmet turtle | 13 |
| #121 | chrome staff | 5 |
| #1210 | clown hammer | 11 |
| #3271 | club necklace | 1 |
| #628 | defective skull | 30 |
| #558 | encoder ring | 23 |
| #907 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 23 |
| #1989 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #87 | filigreed hamethyst earring | 1 |
| #83 | filigreed hamethyst necklace | 1 |
| #107 | filigreed hamethyst ring | 1 |
| #2294 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #1203 | gloomy black mushroom | 2 |
| #429 | grue egg | 59 |
| #46 | hairy staff | 2 |
| #2398 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #215 | hamethyst bracelet | 1 |
| #197 | hamethyst earring | 1 |
| #329 | hamethyst necklace | 1 |
| #264 | hamethyst ring | 1 |
| #842 | helmet turtle | 27 |
| #11 | hippo skin buckler | 49 |
| #125 | hippopotamus pants | 1 |
| #1294 | jar of swamp gas | 1 |
| #644 | jazz soap | 43 |
| #365 | jewelry-making pliers | 1 |
| #728 | joybuzzer | 38 |
| #301 | linoleum crossbow | 2 |
| #32 | linoleum helmet turtle | 8 |
| #71 | linoleum staff | 9 |
| #133 | linoleum sword | 7 |
| #565 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #1381 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 8 |
| #261 | oily golden mushroom | 2 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #87 | penguin shorts | 2 |
| #45 | penguin skin buckler | 6 |
| #774 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 25 |
| #910 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 26 |
| #2212 | porquoise | 1 |
| #272 | porquoise bracelet | 1 |
| #185 | porquoise eyebrow ring | 1 |
| #294 | porquoise necklace | 1 |
| #251 | porquoise ring | 1 |
| #28 | projectile icemaker | 3 |
| #67 | pulled porquoise earring | 1 |
| #107 | pulled porquoise pendant | 1 |
| #93 | pulled porquoise ring | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #2217 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 3 |
| #3655 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2119 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 3 |
| #920 | rubber emo roe | 28 |
| #13 | shuddersword | 19 |
| #83 | solid baconstone earring | 1 |
| #79 | solid baconstone necklace | 1 |
| #102 | solid baconstone ring | 1 |
| #8929 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #7759 | stuffed angry cow | 2 |
| #7868 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8958 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8969 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #6997 | stuffed mind flayer | 3 |
| #8935 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #7828 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7787 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7761 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8883 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #6213 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #6085 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #828 | whoopie cushion | 34 |
| #1455 | wind-up chattering teeth | 8 |
| #622 | x-ray specs | 28 |
| #25 | yakskin buckler | 10 |
| #26 | yakskin kilt | 5 |
| #739 | yellow candy heart | 15 |
| #786 | yellow snowcone | 40 |
| #1076 | yo-yo | 16 |