| #1273 | Amulet of Yendor | 3 |
| #232 | Arrrmetia trading card | 1 |
| #2773 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #228 | Das Überkühlraum trading card | 1 |
| #246 | Nayztameetjoo trading card | 1 |
| #233 | Poison Oak trading card | 1 |
| #144 | Really Expensive Jewelry and You | 1 |
| #210 | Serenity trading card | 1 |
| #207 | The Snake trading card | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #803 | Valentine | 20 |
| #228 | Vaso De Agua trading card | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #1432 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #2604 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #79 | asbestos crossbow | 9 |
| #15 | asbestos helmet turtle | 16 |
| #74 | asbestos staff | 7 |
| #478 | asbestos sword | 1 |
| #2450 | baconstone | 1 |
| #352 | baconstone bracelet | 1 |
| #185 | baconstone earring | 1 |
| #407 | baconstone pendant | 1 |
| #261 | baconstone ring | 1 |
| #890 | badass belt | 60 |
| #1521 | bag of airline peanuts | 5 |
| #381 | bottle of goofballs | 65 |
| #288 | box of sunshine | 1,471 |
| #23 | carob cannon | 5 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #42 | chrome helmet turtle | 13 |
| #121 | chrome staff | 5 |
| #1209 | clown hammer | 11 |
| #3274 | club necklace | 1 |
| #628 | defective skull | 30 |
| #557 | encoder ring | 23 |
| #905 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 23 |
| #1986 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #86 | filigreed hamethyst earring | 1 |
| #82 | filigreed hamethyst necklace | 1 |
| #106 | filigreed hamethyst ring | 1 |
| #2296 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #1206 | gloomy black mushroom | 2 |
| #435 | grue egg | 59 |
| #46 | hairy staff | 2 |
| #2400 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #215 | hamethyst bracelet | 1 |
| #198 | hamethyst earring | 1 |
| #328 | hamethyst necklace | 1 |
| #263 | hamethyst ring | 1 |
| #846 | helmet turtle | 27 |
| #11 | hippo skin buckler | 49 |
| #125 | hippopotamus pants | 1 |
| #1295 | jar of swamp gas | 1 |
| #646 | jazz soap | 43 |
| #365 | jewelry-making pliers | 1 |
| #727 | joybuzzer | 38 |
| #301 | linoleum crossbow | 2 |
| #32 | linoleum helmet turtle | 8 |
| #71 | linoleum staff | 9 |
| #133 | linoleum sword | 7 |
| #569 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #1379 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 8 |
| #261 | oily golden mushroom | 2 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #87 | penguin shorts | 2 |
| #45 | penguin skin buckler | 6 |
| #773 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 25 |
| #909 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 26 |
| #2213 | porquoise | 1 |
| #272 | porquoise bracelet | 1 |
| #186 | porquoise eyebrow ring | 1 |
| #294 | porquoise necklace | 1 |
| #251 | porquoise ring | 1 |
| #28 | projectile icemaker | 3 |
| #66 | pulled porquoise earring | 1 |
| #106 | pulled porquoise pendant | 1 |
| #92 | pulled porquoise ring | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #1299 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #2223 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 3 |
| #3658 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2124 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 3 |
| #923 | rubber emo roe | 28 |
| #13 | shuddersword | 19 |
| #83 | solid baconstone earring | 1 |
| #78 | solid baconstone necklace | 1 |
| #101 | solid baconstone ring | 1 |
| #8943 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #7776 | stuffed angry cow | 2 |
| #7878 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8973 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8979 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #7006 | stuffed mind flayer | 3 |
| #8941 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #7840 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7798 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7774 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8893 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #6226 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #6098 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #8223 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #827 | whoopie cushion | 34 |
| #1456 | wind-up chattering teeth | 8 |
| #621 | x-ray specs | 28 |
| #25 | yakskin buckler | 10 |
| #26 | yakskin kilt | 5 |
| #737 | yellow candy heart | 15 |
| #784 | yellow snowcone | 40 |
| #1076 | yo-yo | 16 |