| #147 | Ambitious Turkey | 1 |
| #46 | Gin Mint | 5 |
| #988 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 1 |
| #1413 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #1737 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #1804 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #1300 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #2345 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1039 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 2 |
| #197 | alien drugs | 9 |
| #153 | alien force field disruptor bean | 3 |
| #203 | alien source code printout | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #66 | bottle of Greedy Dog | 1 |
| #154 | extra-greasy slider | 16 |
| #61 | government | 2 |
| #154 | government-issued night-vision goggles | 2 |
| #550 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 2 |
| #388 | pie man was not meant to eat | 1 |
| #15 | space beast fur hat | 1 |
| #15 | space beast fur pants | 1 |
| #20 | space beast fur whip | 1 |
| #23 | space heater | 1 |
| #194 | space junk | 4 |
| #26 | space needle | 1 |
| #7 | the funk | 1,000 |
| #583 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 1 |