| #141 | Ambitious Turkey | 1 |
| #46 | Gin Mint | 5 |
| #970 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 1 |
| #1401 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #1722 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #1784 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #1280 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #2330 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1023 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 2 |
| #196 | alien drugs | 9 |
| #152 | alien force field disruptor bean | 3 |
| #203 | alien source code printout | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #65 | bottle of Greedy Dog | 1 |
| #152 | extra-greasy slider | 16 |
| #61 | government | 2 |
| #154 | government-issued night-vision goggles | 2 |
| #546 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 2 |
| #390 | pie man was not meant to eat | 1 |
| #15 | space beast fur hat | 1 |
| #15 | space beast fur pants | 1 |
| #20 | space beast fur whip | 1 |
| #23 | space heater | 1 |
| #191 | space junk | 4 |
| #26 | space needle | 1 |
| #7 | the funk | 1,000 |
| #582 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 1 |