| #1479 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #287 | DNOTC Box | 1 |
| #7 | Divine | 505 |
| #10 | Fantasma en la Máquina | 292 |
| #7 | Gordon Bennett | 491 |
| #11 | La Fantasma y La Oscuridad | 259 |
| #7 | Mae West | 505 |
| #9 | Mon Tiki | 505 |
| 🥇 | Mt. Noob Pale Ale | 3 |
| #14 | Neuromancer | 505 |
| #9 | Rompedores de Fantasmas | 294 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #36 | Thinknerd Blind-Packed Toy | 11 |
| 🥉 | amok pudding | 955 |
| #5 | amok putter | 362 |
| #5 | anise-flavored venom | 12 |
| #634 | anniversary gift box | 6 |
| 🥇 | bowl of oriole's nest soup | 3 |
| #109 | chocolate box | 1 |
| 🥈 | deactivated putty buddy | 10 |
| #978 | dense meat stack | 5 |
| #136 | dollar-sign bag | 28 |
| #995 | facsimile dictionary | 7 |
| #8 | gimlet | 505 |
| #94 | gold crown | 13 |
| #2871 | grue egg | 6 |
| #735 | grue egg omelette | 1 |
| #35 | huge gold coin | 633 |
| #51 | less-than-three-shaped box | 9 |
| #8 | mandarina colada | 505 |
| #138 | massive gemstone | 22 |
| #63 | miniature coffin | 2 |
| #53 | plain brown wrapper | 30 |
| #704 | pork elf goodies sack | 8 |
| #12 | prussian cathouse | 505 |
| #1075 | really dense meat stack | 4 |
| 🥇 | returned Thinknerd package | 5,448 |
| 🥈 | robot grease | 12,328 |
| #4 | sewing kit | 40 |
| #2031 | solid gold bowling ball | 3 |
| #6 | tangarita | 505 |
| #5 | ten-leaf clover | 17,882 |
| #4 | teqiwila slammer | 505 |
| #6 | vodka stratocaster | 455 |
| #9 | yellow brick road | 505 |