| #102 | 11-leaf clover | 2 |
| #63 | Boulevardier cocktail | 5 |
| 🥈 | Crimbo smile | 1 |
| #43 | Crimbow Rainbo | 1 |
| #43 | Crimbuccaneer captain's purse | 11 |
| #103 | Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint) | 1 |
| #86 | Crimbuccaneer flotsam | 112 |
| #75 | Crimbuccaneer invasion map | 1 |
| #55 | Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail | 12 |
| #36 | Crimbuccaneer piece of 12 | 1,366 |
| #60 | Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack | 2 |
| #109 | Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso | 6 |
| #119 | Crimbuccaneer shirt | 1 |
| #95 | Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate | 1 |
| #79 | Crimbuccaneer tricorn | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbuccaneer war standard | 1 |
| #40 | Crimbuccaneer whale oil | 14 |
| #44 | Elf Army machine parts | 66 |
| #84 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts | 1 |
| #90 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion | 1 |
| #59 | Elf Guard MPC | 4,446 |
| #28 | Elf Guard eyedrops | 18 |
| #60 | Elf Guard hangover cure | 1 |
| #77 | Elf Guard honor present | 2 |
| #82 | Elf Guard insignia (private) | 1 |
| #93 | Elf Guard mouthknife | 1 |
| #81 | Elf Guard patrol cap | 1 |
| #77 | Elf Guard payroll bag | 3 |
| #54 | Elf Guard red and white beret | 1 |
| #46 | Elf Guard strategic map | 2 |
| #72 | Elf Guard tinsel grenade | 11 |
| 🥇 | Elf Guard war standard | 1 |
| #83 | Jamaican coffee | 2 |
| #91 | Lil' Snowball Factory | 1 |
| #48 | My First Paycheck envelope | 1 |
| #39 | Swedish coffee | 2 |
| #121 | Thinknerd Blind-Packed Toy | 1 |
| #54 | Ultimate Mind Destroyer | 1 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #60 | cannonbomb | 8 |
| #47 | canteen of eggnog | 1 |
| #130 | depleted Crimbonium football helmet | 2 |
| #1149 | designer handbag | 1 |
| #59 | elven hardtack | 188 |
| #92 | flask of egggrog | 1 |
| #73 | fruit-stuffed rumcake | 1 |
| #94 | grog nuts | 1 |
| #86 | huge Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #118 | huge bowl of candy | 13 |
| #74 | infant sandworm | 1 |
| #2795 | irradiated candy cane | 1 |
| #125 | java cookie | 5 |
| #195 | magnetic sculpture kit | 1 |
| #72 | military-grade peppermint oil | 7 |
| #64 | officer's nog | 8 |
| #68 | old-school pirate grog | 2 |
| 🥇 | oxygenated eggnog helmet | 1 |
| #73 | peppermint tack | 8 |
| #115 | petit fortran | 5 |
| #89 | prank Crimbo card | 1 |
| #53 | punching mirror | 1 |
| #167 | rack of dinosaur ribs | 1 |
| #65 | red and white claret | 6 |
| #29 | red white and blue claret | 1 |
| #41 | replica Elf Guard medal | 1 |
| #85 | rum-soaked fruitcake | 2 |
| #297 | slime convention swag bag | 1 |
| #75 | sugarplum ration | 4 |
| #52 | sundae ration | 11 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #16 | tiny plastic Abuela's cottage | 1 |
| #19 | tiny plastic Armory | 1 |
| #16 | tiny plastic Bar | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #15 | tiny plastic Cafe | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic Cheer Core | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic Crimbo caroler | 1 |
| #41 | tiny plastic Crimbo cheer | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Dolph Bossin | 1 |
| #15 | tiny plastic Factory | 1 |
| #45 | tiny plastic Mer-kin baker | 1 |
| #44 | tiny plastic Mirth | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic Penny | 1 |
| #105 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic chem lab | 1 |
| #52 | tiny plastic dolphin "orphan" | 1 |
| #99 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic food lab | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic multi-level marketer | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic nog lab | 1 |
| #56 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic primary lab | 1 |
| #57 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #44 | tiny plastic sea elf | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #53 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #50 | tiny plastic yuleviathan | 1 |
| #239 | traditional Crimbo cookie | 9 |
| #45 | unidentifiable dried fruit | 2 |
| #40 | unoccupied sheep suit | 1 |
| #28 | wet tack | 2 |
| #30 | whalecake | 2 |
| #110 | whalesteak | 1 |
| #173 | wind-up Whatsian robot | 1 |
| #35 | yule grog | 1 |