| #2374 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #133 | Crimbuck | 4,510 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #615 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1566 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #549 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 8 |
| #625 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #1598 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 4 |
| #1153 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #650 | bit-o-cactus | 1 |
| #86 | black cowboy hat | 1 |
| #1368 | bottle of tequila | 1 |
| #1506 | bottle of whiskey | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #539 | cactus fruit | 1 |
| #167 | cheap toaster | 11 |
| #409 | chocolate spurs | 1 |
| #113 | deep six-shooter | 1 |
| #605 | insanely spicy bean burrito | 1 |
| #682 | irate sombrero | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #692 | leather chaps | 1 |
| #118 | meat cowboy hat | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #329 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #258 | spangly sombrero | 1 |
| #691 | stainless steel slacks | 6 |
| #792 | stainless steel suspenders | 5 |
| #577 | stick of dynamite | 1 |
| #524 | sweet ninja sword | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #497 | true grit | 1 |
| #693 | unidentified jerky | 1 |