| #231 | "caramel" orange | 1 |
| #31 | Crimbylow-rise jeans | 1 |
| #25 | Mer-kin rollpin | 1 |
| #4 | Mint-in-box Moonthril Circlet | 2 |
| #5 | Mint-in-box Moonthril Cuirass | 2 |
| #4 | Mint-in-box Moonthril Flamberge | 2 |
| #6 | Mint-in-box Moonthril Greaves | 2 |
| #4 | Mint-in-box Moonthril Longbow | 2 |
| #1489 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 3 |
| #85 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 | 1 |
| #80 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 | 1 |
| #76 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 | 1 |
| #67 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 | 1 |
| #81 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 | 1 |
| #76 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| #38 | anemoney clip | 1 |
| #52 | antique nutcracker beard | 1 |
| #46 | antique nutcracker boots | 1 |
| #46 | antique nutcracker cape | 1 |
| #36 | antique nutcracker drumstick | 1 |
| #32 | antique nutcracker epaulets | 1 |
| #49 | antique nutcracker figurine | 9 |
| #47 | antique nutcracker hat | 1 |
| #45 | antique nutcracker pants | 1 |
| #42 | antique nutcracker sword | 1 |
| #44 | antique nutcracker waistcoat | 1 |
| #227 | black Crimbo ball | 1 |
| #5 | booze drive button | 1 |
| #98 | boxed gumball machine | 1 |
| #273 | bread man | 1 |
| #160 | bread pie | 1 |
| #98 | can of mixed everything | 1 |
| #6 | candy drive button | 1 |
| #85 | carnivorous potted plant | 1 |
| #128 | cheer extractor | 1 |
| #109 | cheerful Crimbo sweater | 1 |
| #87 | cheerful antler hat | 1 |
| #86 | cheerful pajama pants | 1 |
| #159 | clear Russian | 1 |
| #20 | concentrated fish broth | 3 |
| #215 | cranberry margarita (brackish) | 1 |
| #160 | depleted Crimbonium football helmet | 1 |
| #426 | donated booze | 5 |
| #424 | donated candy | 5 |
| #415 | donated food | 5 |
| #260 | eggwater | 1 |
| #128 | electric pants | 1 |
| #1472 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
| #113 | festive egg sac | 1 |
| #269 | flour cookie | 1 |
| #8 | food drive button | 1 |
| #116 | fried air | 1 |
| #132 | glob of salty molasses | 9 |
| #134 | golden fleece | 1 |
| #250 | gooified animal matter | 5 |
| #131 | gooified mineral matter | 14 |
| #94 | gooified vegetable matter | 27 |
| #27 | government booze shipment | 3 |
| #33 | government candy shipment | 3 |
| #30 | government food shipment | 3 |
| #17 | hand-crafted candy cane | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted diving booties | 1 |
| #87 | huge Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #31 | icing poncho | 1 |
| #140 | intact anemone spike | 3 |
| #34 | kelp-holly drape | 1 |
| #37 | kelp-holly gun | 1 |
| #191 | lab-grown meat | 1 |
| #36 | liquid SONAR | 3 |
| #635 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 1 |
| #853 | meat stack | 5 |
| #71 | mime army challenge coin | 1 |
| #19 | mime army infiltration glove | 1 |
| #22 | mime army insignia (cryonics) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (espionage) | 1 |
| #24 | mime army insignia (infantry) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (intelligence) | 1 |
| #26 | mime army insignia (morale) | 1 |
| #17 | mime army insignia (psychological warfare) | 1 |
| #38 | mime army insignia (pyrotechnics) | 1 |
| #18 | mime army insignia (sanitation) | 1 |
| #70 | mime army shotglass | 1 |
| #72 | mime pocket probe | 1 |
| 🥇 | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
| 🥇 | oxygenated eggnog helmet | 1 |
| 🥇 | peppermint harpoon gun | 1 |
| #61 | peppermint spine | 1 |
| #145 | peppermint-scented socks | 1 |
| #261 | plain candy cane | 1 |
| #94 | potato alarm clock | 1 |
| #53 | salt plum sake | 1 |
| #60 | salty gumdrop | 95 |
| #1522 | sandwich of the gods | 3 |
| #129 | self-repairing earmuffs | 1 |
| #42 | soggy elf shoes | 1 |
| #231 | stuffed red and green pepper (stale) | 1 |
| #24 | super-sweet fish goo (spoiled) | 227 |
| #88 | synthetic rock | 1 |
| #99 | the Crymbich Manuscript | 1 |
| #143 | third ear | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic Cheer Core | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic Crimbo caroler | 1 |
| #41 | tiny plastic Crimbo cheer | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Dolph Bossin | 1 |
| #45 | tiny plastic Mer-kin baker | 1 |
| #44 | tiny plastic Mirth | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic Penny | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic chem lab | 1 |
| #52 | tiny plastic dolphin "orphan" | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic food lab | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic multi-level marketer | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic nog lab | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic primary lab | 1 |
| #44 | tiny plastic sea elf | 1 |
| #50 | tiny plastic yuleviathan | 1 |
| #200 | universal biscuit | 1 |
| #247 | warehouse key | 1 |
| #181 | waterlogged cloth | 1 |
| #177 | waterlogged leather | 1 |
| #174 | waterlogged metal | 1 |
| #173 | waterlogged stuffing | 1 |
| #135 | waterlogged wood | 1 |
| #204 | white Crimbo ball | 1 |
| #149 | yule hatchet | 1 |