| #246 | Baja sopapilla | 3 |
| #47 | Boulevardier cocktail | 7 |
| #63 | Cheer-Up soda | 11 |
| #104 | FantasyRealm Mage's Hat | 6 |
| #61 | FantasyRealm Rogue's Mask | 27 |
| #124 | FantasyRealm Warrior's Helm | 5 |
| #69 | Hotwire™ brand candy rope | 3 |
| #190 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 174 |
| 🥇 | Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed) | 1 |
| #85 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 | 1 |
| #80 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 | 1 |
| #76 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 | 1 |
| #67 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 | 1 |
| #81 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #41 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #38 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #33 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #37 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #40 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #35 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #307 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #168 | buñuelos Jaliscos | 5 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #128 | cheer extractor | 1 |
| #61 | cheer-o-gram | 11 |
| #109 | cheerful Crimbo sweater | 1 |
| #87 | cheerful antler hat | 1 |
| #86 | cheerful pajama pants | 1 |
| #215 | cranberry margarita (brackish) | 1 |
| #430 | crystalline cheer | 11 |
| #80 | drive-thru burger | 3 |
| #236 | executive mime flask | 3 |
| #203 | flan del mar | 4 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #128 | mime army camouflage kit | 1 |
| #228 | mime army rations | 1 |
| #152 | mime army superserum | 1 |
| #205 | mime army wine | 1 |
| #72 | mime pocket probe | 1 |
| 🥇 | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
| #78 | miming beret | 1 |
| #84 | miming boots | 1 |
| #100 | miming corduroys | 1 |
| #93 | miming gloves | 1 |
| #95 | miming shirt | 1 |
| #166 | peppermint eel sauce | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #82 | stale Cheer-E-Os | 11 |
| #85 | stale cheer wine | 11 |
| #231 | stuffed red and green pepper (stale) | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #78 | tiny plastic Captain Kerkard | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic Crimbo caroler | 1 |
| #41 | tiny plastic Crimbo cheer | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Dolph Bossin | 1 |
| #336 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 3 |
| #779 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 3 |
| #45 | tiny plastic Mer-kin baker | 1 |
| #44 | tiny plastic Mirth | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic Penny | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #107 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #52 | tiny plastic dolphin "orphan" | 1 |
| #99 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic multi-level marketer | 1 |
| #56 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #57 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #44 | tiny plastic sea elf | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #53 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #50 | tiny plastic yuleviathan | 1 |