| #336 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 1 |
| #846 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #47 | Boozehounds Anonymous token | 22 |
| #18 | Chateau Mantegna room key | 1 |
| #2462 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #27 | Dallas Dynasty Falcon Crest shield | 1 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #1202 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 2 |
| #79 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 9 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #208 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 16 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #2330 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #215 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 3 |
| #131 | alien drugs | 19 |
| #42 | alien force field disruptor bean | 13 |
| #107 | alien protein powder | 1 |
| #104 | alien source code printout | 3 |
| #10 | ancient hot dog wrapper | 5 |
| #161 | blind-packed die-cast metal toy | 96 |
| #116 | bottled day | 2 |
| #1725 | box of sunshine | 92 |
| #141 | breakfast miracle | 1 |
| #296 | can of V-11 | 1 |
| #16 | defective Game Grid token | 1 |
| #146 | dense meat stack | 10,000 |
| #13 | gold Boozehounds Anonymous token | 122 |
| #108 | government cheese | 33 |
| #133 | government-issued night-vision goggles | 3 |
| #51 | grilled cheese sandwich | 1 |
| #50 | loaf of alien bread | 5 |
| #126 | pair of government shades | 4 |
| #49 | rocket fuel | 9 |
| #191 | space junk | 4 |
| #36 | stealth bomber | 2 |
| #2069 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 11 |
| #2003 | stuffed Meat | 12 |
| #1315 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 3 |
| #1684 | stuffed key | 14 |
| #1960 | stuffed martini | 1 |
| #1695 | stuffed mink | 18 |
| #1863 | stuffed monocle | 15 |
| #2139 | stuffed teddy butler | 10 |
| #1905 | stuffed tin of caviar | 14 |
| #1328 | stuffed treasure chest | 26 |
| #495 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 4 |
| #404 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 5 |
| #933 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
| #752 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 2 |
| #213 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 3 |
| #226 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 3 |
| #610 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 3 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 3 |
| #353 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 2 |
| #929 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #739 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 2 |
| #322 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 2 |
| #587 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #307 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 2 |
| #589 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #585 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #621 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 3 |
| #924 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
| #551 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #320 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 2 |
| #602 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 3 |
| #738 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 2 |
| #313 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 6 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #317 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 2 |
| #14 | twitching space egg | 2 |
| #189 | warbear LP-ROM burner | 1 |
| #15 | warbear battery | 113 |
| #11 | warbear bearserker potion | 117 |
| #369 | warbear beeping telegram | 2 |
| #293 | warbear breakfast machine assembler | 1 |
| #308 | warbear drone assembler | 1 |
| #42 | warbear drone codes | 1 |
| #200 | warbear energy bracers | 1 |
| #189 | warbear exo-arm | 1 |
| #169 | warbear feasting bread | 2 |
| #166 | warbear gyrocopter | 6 |
| #227 | warbear helm fragment | 16 |
| 🥈 | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
| #180 | warbear jackhammer drill press | 1 |
| #199 | warbear laser beacon | 1 |
| #60 | warbear liquid overcoat | 38 |
| #356 | warbear metalworking primer | 2 |
| #217 | warbear officer requisition box | 1 |
| #423 | warbear procedural hilarity drone | 1 |
| #87 | warbear rejuvenation potion | 1 |
| #382 | warbear requisition box | 1 |
| #266 | warbear robo-camouflage unit | 4 |
| #370 | warbear sequential gaiety distribution system | 2 |
| #217 | warbear soda machine assembler | 2 |
| #88 | warbear thermoregulator bread | 5 |
| #82 | warbear wardance potion | 28 |
| #85 | warbear whosit | 2,758 |