| #23 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #12 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #9 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #10 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig | 1 |
| #27 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #38 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #34 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #1481 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #22 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| 🥇 | Mt. Noob Pale Ale | 3 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #590 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #809 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #564 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #776 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #892 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #864 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #887 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| 🥈 | Skipper's accordion | 1 |
| #69 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #21 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #49 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Sagittarian's leisure pants | 1 |
| #1205 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 2 |
| #832 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #264 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 4 |
| #1015 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #1163 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 2 |
| #1406 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 2 |
| #1805 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #625 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #889 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 10 |
| #519 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| #1153 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #22 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #24 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | bowl of oriole's nest soup | 3 |
| #669 | candied bolts | 1 |
| #666 | candied nuts | 1 |
| 🥈 | experimental carbon fiber pasta additive | 1 |
| #806 | gingerbread robot | 1 |
| 🥇 | hazardous sauce dosimeter | 1 |
| 🥉 | nest egg | 1 |
| #860 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| 🥇 | packet of dragon's teeth | 1 |
| 🥉 | packet of pumpkin seeds | 1 |
| #788 | petit 4.1 | 1 |
| 🥇 | seal medal | 1 |
| #9 | slime-soaked brain | 10 |
| #12 | slime-soaked hypophysis | 10 |
| #38 | slime-soaked sweat gland | 5 |
| 🥈 | spirit bell | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #168 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #172 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #192 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #82 | warbear beeping telegram | 14 |
| 🥈 | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
| #254 | warbear hoverbelt piecepart | 3 |
| #46 | warbear procedural hilarity drone | 18 |
| #40 | warbear robo-camouflage unit | 23 |
| #50 | warbear sequential gaiety distribution system | 19 |