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| #290 | Bash-Ōs cereal | 1 |
| #206 | Belt of Howling Anger | 1 |
| #926 | Boris's ring | 1 |
| #2422 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 1 |
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| #4245 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1940 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1494 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #184 | Gnollish autoplunger | 1 |
| #789 | Gnollish flyswatter | 1 |
| #1866 | Imp Ale | 1 |
| #1018 | Jumbo Dr. Lucifer | 1 |
| #107 | Kentucky-style derby | 1 |
| #343 | Knob pasty | 1 |
| #968 | Lord of the Flies-sized fries | 1 |
| #1756 | Mad Train wine | 1 |
| #1110 | Meleegra™ pills | 1 |
| #155 | Mt. Noob Pale Ale | 1 |
| #111 | Oreille Divisée brandy | 1 |
| #654 | Red Rover BB gun | 2 |
| #172 | Super Magic Power Sword X | 1 |
| #118 | Unconscious Collective Dream Jar | 1 |
| #116 | alpha-mail pants | 1 |
| #497 | antique packet of ketchup | 1 |
| #1079 | asparagus knife | 1 |
| #642 | asshat | 1 |
| #106 | automatic catapult | 1 |
| #212 | bag of GORF | 1 |
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| #196 | bamboo bokuto | 1 |
| #958 | barbed-wire fence | 1 |
| #367 | barskin hat | 1 |
| #88 | barskin loincloth | 1 |
| #330 | beer-scented teddy bear | 1 |
| #205 | beer-soaked mop | 1 |
| #103 | bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme | 1 |
| #379 | blue pixel potion | 1 |
| #2375 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #114 | blue potion | 1 |
| #877 | blue snowcone | 1 |
| #679 | bottle of popskull | 1 |
| #340 | bottle of sake | 1 |
| #450 | bowl of lucky charms | 1 |
| #188 | bowl of oriole's nest soup | 1 |
| #204 | box of Pokëmann band-aids | 1 |
| #234 | brigand brittle | 1 |
| #247 | brown crock marble | 1 |
| #159 | bucket of wine | 1 |
| #956 | can of spinach | 1 |
| #2872 | candied yams | 1 |
| #115 | chain-mail monokini | 1 |
| #158 | cheap plastic blowgun | 1 |
| #1066 | chef's hat | 1 |
| #864 | cool whip | 1 |
| #522 | corn holder | 1 |
| #102 | crystal skull | 1 |
| #104 | curdflinger | 1 |
| #138 | day-old beer | 1 |
| #134 | demon-horned hat | 1 |
| #435 | dented harmonica | 1 |
| #1712 | disco mask | 1 |
| #343 | dishrag | 1 |
| #138 | eXtreme meat sword | 1 |
| #1085 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #298 | finger cymbals | 1 |
| #126 | flaming cardboard sword | 1 |
| #215 | flimsy clipboard | 2 |
| #99 | football helmet | 1 |
| #281 | freezerburned ice cube | 1 |
| #708 | frozen banquet | 1 |
| #731 | frozen nunchaku | 1 |
| #92 | goofily-plumed helmet | 1 |
| #79 | goulauncher | 1 |
| #499 | grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #168 | hamburger | 1 |
| #1873 | helmet turtle | 1 |
| #2511 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #233 | honey-dew | 1 |
| #341 | hot plate | 1 |
| #287 | huge gold coin | 1 |
| #604 | huge spoon | 1 |
| #1355 | ice-cold fotie | 1 |
| #355 | infernal fife | 1 |
| #740 | infernal insoles | 1 |
| #39 | iron helmet | 1 |
| #693 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 1 |
| #366 | knob bugle | 1 |
| #3059 | laser-broiled pear | 1 |
| #202 | leaf of grass | 1 |
| #616 | leftovers of indeterminate origin | 1 |
| #905 | lihc face | 1 |
| #100 | lucky ball-and-chain | 1 |
| #335 | lunar isotope | 1 |
| #689 | mugcake | 1 |
| #627 | ninja mop | 1 |
| #119 | office-supply crossbow | 1 |
| #188 | out-of-tune biwa | 1 |
| #1756 | pail | 1 |
| #80 | paper-plate-mail pants | 1 |
| #892 | pearidot | 1 |
| #101 | pentacorn hat | 1 |
| #1172 | phonics down | 1 |
| #286 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #159 | pixel pants | 1 |
| #135 | plain old beer | 1 |
| #1183 | pool cue | 1 |
| #104 | pulled blue taffy | 1 |
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| #332 | purple pixel pie | 1 |
| #665 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 1 |
| #338 | ring of fire resistance | 1 |
| #1554 | roasted marshmallow | 1 |
| #137 | round blue bomb | 1 |
| #349 | rusty bonesaw | 1 |
| #848 | rusty grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| #464 | s'more | 1 |
| #96 | sack of doorknobs | 1 |
| #108 | scroll of Protection from Bad Stuff | 1 |
| #103 | scroll of Puddingskin | 1 |
| #279 | sensitive poetry journal | 1 |
| #69 | shining goblet | 1 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #181 | slice of pizza | 1 |
| #92 | slightly peevedbow | 1 |
| #239 | slingshot | 1 |
| #969 | snifter of thoroughly aged brandy | 1 |
| #475 | snorkel | 1 |
| #299 | sponge cake | 1 |
| #544 | stale baguette | 1 |
| #917 | strawberyl | 1 |
| #184 | studded leather boxer shorts | 1 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #8969 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #2663 | stuffed key | 1 |
| #3092 | stuffed monocle | 1 |
| #8871 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #3119 | stuffed teddy butler | 1 |
| #3088 | stuffed tin of caviar | 1 |
| #2688 | stuffed treasure chest | 1 |
| #251 | stylish swimsuit | 1 |
| #175 | suede shortsword | 1 |
| #101 | sugar shank | 1 |
| #80 | sugar shillelagh | 1 |
| #148 | sugar shorts | 1 |
| #104 | sugar shotgun | 1 |
| #524 | sweet ninja sword | 1 |
| #185 | tankard of ale | 1 |
| #450 | thermos full of Knob coffee | 1 |
| #1002 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 1 |
| #1702 | tiny house | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #2809 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #908 | tourmalime | 1 |
| #1783 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #93 | troutpiece | 1 |
| #111 | union scalemail pants | 1 |
| #727 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #902 | white balloon | 1 |
| #103 | wooden salad bowl | 1 |
| #102 | yellow plastic hard hat | 1 |