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| #291 | Bash-Ōs cereal | 1 |
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| #4250 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
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| #1496 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
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| #789 | Gnollish flyswatter | 1 |
| #1867 | Imp Ale | 1 |
| #1016 | Jumbo Dr. Lucifer | 1 |
| #107 | Kentucky-style derby | 1 |
| #343 | Knob pasty | 1 |
| #970 | Lord of the Flies-sized fries | 1 |
| #1758 | Mad Train wine | 1 |
| #1110 | Meleegra™ pills | 1 |
| #156 | Mt. Noob Pale Ale | 1 |
| #111 | Oreille Divisée brandy | 1 |
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| #172 | Super Magic Power Sword X | 1 |
| #118 | Unconscious Collective Dream Jar | 1 |
| #116 | alpha-mail pants | 1 |
| #497 | antique packet of ketchup | 1 |
| #1080 | asparagus knife | 1 |
| #643 | asshat | 1 |
| #106 | automatic catapult | 1 |
| #212 | bag of GORF | 1 |
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| #197 | bamboo bokuto | 1 |
| #961 | barbed-wire fence | 1 |
| #367 | barskin hat | 1 |
| #88 | barskin loincloth | 1 |
| #328 | beer-scented teddy bear | 1 |
| #208 | beer-soaked mop | 1 |
| #103 | bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme | 1 |
| #377 | blue pixel potion | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #113 | blue potion | 1 |
| #877 | blue snowcone | 1 |
| #679 | bottle of popskull | 1 |
| #344 | bottle of sake | 1 |
| #450 | bowl of lucky charms | 1 |
| #192 | bowl of oriole's nest soup | 1 |
| #204 | box of Pokëmann band-aids | 1 |
| #235 | brigand brittle | 1 |
| #247 | brown crock marble | 1 |
| #161 | bucket of wine | 1 |
| #956 | can of spinach | 1 |
| #2875 | candied yams | 1 |
| #115 | chain-mail monokini | 1 |
| #158 | cheap plastic blowgun | 1 |
| #1063 | chef's hat | 1 |
| #864 | cool whip | 1 |
| #522 | corn holder | 1 |
| #104 | crystal skull | 1 |
| #104 | curdflinger | 1 |
| #139 | day-old beer | 1 |
| #134 | demon-horned hat | 1 |
| #437 | dented harmonica | 1 |
| #1718 | disco mask | 1 |
| #344 | dishrag | 1 |
| #138 | eXtreme meat sword | 1 |
| #1086 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #299 | finger cymbals | 1 |
| #126 | flaming cardboard sword | 1 |
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| #99 | football helmet | 1 |
| #281 | freezerburned ice cube | 1 |
| #706 | frozen banquet | 1 |
| #731 | frozen nunchaku | 1 |
| #94 | goofily-plumed helmet | 1 |
| #80 | goulauncher | 1 |
| #501 | grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #167 | hamburger | 1 |
| #1877 | helmet turtle | 1 |
| #2516 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #236 | honey-dew | 1 |
| #343 | hot plate | 1 |
| #288 | huge gold coin | 1 |
| #606 | huge spoon | 1 |
| #1356 | ice-cold fotie | 1 |
| #356 | infernal fife | 1 |
| #739 | infernal insoles | 1 |
| #39 | iron helmet | 1 |
| #697 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 1 |
| #368 | knob bugle | 1 |
| #3057 | laser-broiled pear | 1 |
| #202 | leaf of grass | 1 |
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| #99 | lucky ball-and-chain | 1 |
| #340 | lunar isotope | 1 |
| #690 | mugcake | 1 |
| #628 | ninja mop | 1 |
| #120 | office-supply crossbow | 1 |
| #190 | out-of-tune biwa | 1 |
| #1761 | pail | 1 |
| #80 | paper-plate-mail pants | 1 |
| #892 | pearidot | 1 |
| #100 | pentacorn hat | 1 |
| #1171 | phonics down | 1 |
| #288 | pixel hat | 1 |
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| #1184 | pool cue | 1 |
| #104 | pulled blue taffy | 1 |
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| #335 | purple pixel pie | 1 |
| #666 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 1 |
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| #1556 | roasted marshmallow | 1 |
| #136 | round blue bomb | 1 |
| #347 | rusty bonesaw | 1 |
| #849 | rusty grave robbing shovel | 1 |
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| #96 | sack of doorknobs | 1 |
| #106 | scroll of Protection from Bad Stuff | 1 |
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| #280 | sensitive poetry journal | 1 |
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| #181 | slice of pizza | 1 |
| #92 | slightly peevedbow | 1 |
| #244 | slingshot | 1 |
| #971 | snifter of thoroughly aged brandy | 1 |
| #475 | snorkel | 1 |
| #300 | sponge cake | 1 |
| #545 | stale baguette | 1 |
| #918 | strawberyl | 1 |
| #185 | studded leather boxer shorts | 1 |
| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
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| #8977 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
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| #8882 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
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| #3107 | stuffed tin of caviar | 1 |
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| #251 | stylish swimsuit | 1 |
| #175 | suede shortsword | 1 |
| #101 | sugar shank | 1 |
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| #146 | sugar shorts | 1 |
| #104 | sugar shotgun | 1 |
| #525 | sweet ninja sword | 1 |
| #188 | tankard of ale | 1 |
| #450 | thermos full of Knob coffee | 1 |
| #999 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 1 |
| #1700 | tiny house | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3905 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3062 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3977 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #3860 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
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| #2808 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #909 | tourmalime | 1 |
| #1782 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #93 | troutpiece | 1 |
| #110 | union scalemail pants | 1 |
| #728 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #903 | white balloon | 1 |
| #102 | wooden salad bowl | 1 |
| #101 | yellow plastic hard hat | 1 |