| #114 | 4-dimensional fez | 1 |
| #39 | Bruno's blessing of Mars | 11 |
| #41 | Burt's blessing of Bacchus | 11 |
| #68 | D roll | 185 |
| #31 | Dennis's blessing of Minerva | 14 |
| #42 | Freddie's blessing of Mercury | 11 |
| #72 | Friendliness Beverage | 153 |
| #80 | New Zealand iced tea | 168 |
| #67 | Roman sadnals | 6 |
| 🥈 | Skipper's accordion | 1 |
| #47 | Strix stix | 76 |
| 🥈 | The Sagittarian's leisure pants | 1 |
| #1558 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #561 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 2 |
| #828 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #661 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 7 |
| #810 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 2 |
| #318 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 2 |
| #37 | Time Lord Participation Mug | 1 |
| #131 | alien drugs | 19 |
| #104 | alien source code printout | 3 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #107 | banjo kazoo mount | 1 |
| #58 | birdbone corset | 6 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #84 | blue grass | 18 |
| #61 | bottle of drinkin' gas | 2 |
| #116 | bottled day | 2 |
| #634 | candied bolts | 2 |
| #105 | candied nuts | 8 |
| #161 | candy cigarette | 10 |
| #9 | centurion helmet | 7 |
| #40 | crystalline seal eye | 1 |
| #49 | droll monocle | 25 |
| 🥈 | experimental carbon fiber pasta additive | 1 |
| #307 | fossilized spider skull | 1 |
| #56 | future drug: Coolscaline | 39 |
| #71 | future drug: Muscularactum | 29 |
| #66 | future drug: Smartinex | 37 |
| #118 | giant spider leg | 1 |
| #274 | gingerbread robot | 4 |
| #63 | gladiator tunica | 11 |
| #89 | government | 1 |
| #135 | government cheese | 24 |
| #114 | government-issued night-vision goggles | 4 |
| #51 | grilled cheese sandwich | 1 |
| 🥇 | hazardous sauce dosimeter | 1 |
| #103 | hep waders | 2 |
| #56 | jive turkey leg | 54 |
| #76 | kiwi beak | 16 |
| #50 | law-abiding citizen cane | 13 |
| #28 | legitimate business on the beach | 166 |
| #73 | liquid shifting time weirdness | 18 |
| #24 | madius | 15 |
| #43 | non-aged vinegar | 86 |
| #861 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #126 | pair of government shades | 4 |
| #147 | petit 4.1 | 5 |
| #18 | plastic spider ring | 1 |
| #501 | pog #01 (spider) | 1 |
| #10 | pteruges | 8 |
| #123 | quantum nanopolymer spider web | 1 |
| #73 | radiator heater shield | 5 |
| #187 | really really sticky spider web | 1 |
| #135 | really sticky spider web | 1 |
| #54 | rocket fuel | 8 |
| #81 | rubber spider | 1 |
| 🥇 | seal medal | 1 |
| #94 | seared dino steak | 1 |
| #98 | silent pea shooter | 12 |
| #33 | space bar | 1 |
| #32 | space beast fur | 18 |
| #15 | space beast fur hat | 1 |
| #15 | space beast fur pants | 1 |
| #20 | space beast fur whip | 1 |
| #40 | space invader | 1 |
| #119 | space junk | 28 |
| #1160 | spider web | 1 |
| 🥈 | spirit bell | 1 |
| #59 | stealth bomber | 1 |
| #68 | strange helix fossil | 1 |
| #109 | super-absorbent tarp | 1 |
| #118 | throwing candy | 9 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
| #949 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #933 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
| #610 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
| #598 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #629 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #929 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #940 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #563 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #587 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #562 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #589 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #585 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #948 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 1 |
| #924 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
| #551 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #548 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #944 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
| #945 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #578 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 1 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #564 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #1119 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #147 | unquiet spirits | 9 |
| #45 | unsanitized scalpel | 9 |
| #27 | vampire pellet | 13 |