| #1227 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #613 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #4298 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #494 | El Vibrato power sphere | 1 |
| #154 | Game Grid token | 11 |
| #1601 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #14 | Golden Light | 7 |
| #21 | Himalayan Hidalgo sauce | 21 |
| #3899 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #57 | Mountain Stream soda | 1,616 |
| #1573 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #249 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #7431 | badass belt | 1 |
| #240 | blind-packed die-cast metal toy | 40 |
| #6258 | box of sunshine | 3 |
| #628 | burst hellseal brain | 4 |
| #865 | dense meat stack | 8 |
| #516 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
| #209 | dingy planks | 1 |
| #1628 | disassembled clover | 1 |
| #677 | empty agua de vida bottle | 137 |
| #33 | fancy schmancy cheese sauce | 22 |
| 🥈 | festive warbear bank | 1 |
| #611 | figurine of a charred seal | 4 |
| #653 | figurine of a cold seal | 5 |
| #79 | figurine of a shadowy seal | 15 |
| #312 | figurine of a slippery seal | 5 |
| #1322 | filthy lucre | 12 |
| #66 | jar of psychoses (Jick) | 1 |
| #47 | jar of psychoses (The Captain of the Gourd) | 1 |
| #49 | jar of psychoses (The Crackpot Mystic) | 1 |
| #44 | jar of psychoses (The Meatsmith) | 1 |
| #46 | jar of psychoses (The Old Man) | 1 |
| #42 | jar of psychoses (The Pretentious Artist) | 1 |
| #21 | jar of psychoses (The Suspicious-Looking Guy) | 4 |
| #149 | pewter claymore | 1 |
| #2146 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 3 |
| #3662 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2767 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 2 |
| #211 | rusty hedge trimmers | 1 |
| #13 | sauce of the ages | 22 |
| #2329 | solid gold bowling ball | 2 |
| #631 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 3 |
| #748 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 2 |
| #617 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 3 |
| #380 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 2 |
| #499 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 4 |
| #600 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #228 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 3 |
| #747 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 2 |
| #614 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 3 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #758 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 2 |
| #389 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 5 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #591 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #397 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 5 |
| #190 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 8 |
| #562 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #189 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 3 |
| #586 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #623 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 3 |
| #312 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 6 |
| #554 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #568 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #409 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 5 |
| #313 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 6 |
| #580 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #614 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 3 |
| #552 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #566 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #1821 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #225 | very overdue library book | 1 |
| #188 | warbear LP-ROM burner | 1 |
| #405 | warbear battery | 3 |
| 🥇 | warbear breakfast machine | 1 |
| #188 | warbear chemistry lab | 1 |
| #20 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |
| #383 | warbear gyrocopter | 1 |
| 🥈 | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
| #212 | warbear hoverbelt piecepart | 5 |
| #13 | warbear laser bowtie | 1 |
| #44 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #215 | warbear officer requisition box | 1 |
| #302 | warbear requisition box | 4 |
| #419 | warbear robo-camouflage unit | 1 |
| #369 | warbear sequential gaiety distribution system | 2 |
| 🥈 | warbear soda machine | 1 |
| #12 | warbear warscarf | 1 |
| #190 | warbear whosit | 1,000 |