| #1221 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #612 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #4300 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #493 | El Vibrato power sphere | 1 |
| #155 | Game Grid token | 11 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #14 | Golden Light | 7 |
| #21 | Himalayan Hidalgo sauce | 21 |
| #3897 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #57 | Mountain Stream soda | 1,616 |
| #1567 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #7433 | badass belt | 1 |
| #240 | blind-packed die-cast metal toy | 40 |
| #6254 | box of sunshine | 3 |
| #626 | burst hellseal brain | 4 |
| #861 | dense meat stack | 8 |
| #515 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
| #209 | dingy planks | 1 |
| #1624 | disassembled clover | 1 |
| #676 | empty agua de vida bottle | 137 |
| #33 | fancy schmancy cheese sauce | 22 |
| 🥈 | festive warbear bank | 1 |
| #611 | figurine of a charred seal | 4 |
| #651 | figurine of a cold seal | 5 |
| #78 | figurine of a shadowy seal | 15 |
| #313 | figurine of a slippery seal | 5 |
| #1319 | filthy lucre | 12 |
| #63 | jar of psychoses (Jick) | 1 |
| #48 | jar of psychoses (The Captain of the Gourd) | 1 |
| #50 | jar of psychoses (The Crackpot Mystic) | 1 |
| #44 | jar of psychoses (The Meatsmith) | 1 |
| #47 | jar of psychoses (The Old Man) | 1 |
| #43 | jar of psychoses (The Pretentious Artist) | 1 |
| #20 | jar of psychoses (The Suspicious-Looking Guy) | 4 |
| #147 | pewter claymore | 1 |
| #2142 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 3 |
| #3657 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2765 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 2 |
| #210 | rusty hedge trimmers | 1 |
| #13 | sauce of the ages | 22 |
| #2327 | solid gold bowling ball | 2 |
| #626 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 3 |
| #743 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 2 |
| #614 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 3 |
| #377 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 2 |
| #498 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 4 |
| #598 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #227 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 3 |
| #744 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 2 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 3 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #755 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 2 |
| #387 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 5 |
| #563 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #587 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #396 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 5 |
| #189 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 8 |
| #562 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #188 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 3 |
| #585 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #621 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 3 |
| #310 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 6 |
| #551 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #548 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #407 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 5 |
| #309 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 6 |
| #578 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #612 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 3 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #564 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #1819 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #225 | very overdue library book | 1 |
| #189 | warbear LP-ROM burner | 1 |
| #407 | warbear battery | 3 |
| 🥇 | warbear breakfast machine | 1 |
| #188 | warbear chemistry lab | 1 |
| #20 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |
| #384 | warbear gyrocopter | 1 |
| 🥈 | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
| #212 | warbear hoverbelt piecepart | 5 |
| #13 | warbear laser bowtie | 1 |
| #45 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #217 | warbear officer requisition box | 1 |
| #303 | warbear requisition box | 4 |
| #422 | warbear robo-camouflage unit | 1 |
| #370 | warbear sequential gaiety distribution system | 2 |
| 🥈 | warbear soda machine | 1 |
| #12 | warbear warscarf | 1 |
| #191 | warbear whosit | 1,000 |