| #37 | Alice's Army Foil Coward | 1 |
| #11 | Alice's Army Foil Martyr | 1 |
| #75 | Baja sopapilla | 8 |
| #1501 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
| #59 | Cheer-Up soda | 12 |
| #322 | Crimbo Factory surprise box | 4 |
| #179 | Crimboysters Rockefeller | 1 |
| #206 | Dust bunny | 1 |
| #32 | Eldritch snap | 3 |
| #39 | En Una Fila Tequila | 2 |
| #192 | Mer-kin cookiestove | 1 |
| #25 | Mer-kin rollpin | 1 |
| #2359 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 1 |
| 🥈 | Skipper's accordion | 1 |
| #492 | Skully's hot chocolate | 1 |
| 🥈 | Sword of Procedural Generation | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Sagittarian's leisure pants | 1 |
| #223 | alien force field disruptor bean | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #168 | antique beer | 1 |
| #144 | antique nutcracker figurine | 1 |
| #46 | baby bark scorpion | 1 |
| #25 | barrel-aged eggnog | 1 |
| #77 | beaver punch (cherry) | 1 |
| #77 | beaver punch (papaya) | 1 |
| #92 | beaver punch (peach) | 1 |
| #26 | big bumboozer marble | 1 |
| #105 | black and white cracker | 4 |
| #165 | bottle of Crimbognac | 1 |
| #163 | bowl of mernudo | 1 |
| #34 | bread man | 8 |
| #141 | breakfast miracle | 1 |
| #290 | buñuelos Jaliscos | 1 |
| #213 | candy harmonica | 2 |
| #128 | cheer extractor | 1 |
| #45 | cheer-o-gram | 18 |
| #55 | cheerful Crimbo sweater | 2 |
| #41 | cheerful antler hat | 2 |
| #40 | cheerful pajama pants | 2 |
| #194 | concentrated fish broth | 1 |
| #218 | cranberry margarita (brackish) | 1 |
| #633 | crystalline cheer | 2 |
| #40 | crystalline seal eye | 1 |
| #51 | dream of a dog | 2 |
| #263 | eggwater | 1 |
| #17 | eldritch tincture | 1 |
| 🥈 | experimental carbon fiber pasta additive | 1 |
| 🥈 | festive warbear bank | 1 |
| #188 | fishelada | 1 |
| #64 | flan del mar | 8 |
| #257 | flour cookie | 3 |
| #165 | glob of salty molasses | 1 |
| #80 | golden tattoo gun | 1 |
| #294 | grilled mooseflank | 1 |
| #17 | hand-crafted candy cane | 1 |
| 🥇 | hazardous sauce dosimeter | 1 |
| #90 | huge Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #50 | hushed puppy | 5 |
| #156 | intact anemone spike | 1 |
| #60 | mafia filofax | 9 |
| #69 | mafia middle finger ring | 1 |
| #79 | mafia pinky ring | 1 |
| #31 | mafia pointer finger ring | 1 |
| #76 | mafia thumb ring | 1 |
| #25 | mafia wedding ring | 1 |
| #643 | magical pony: Rosey Cake | 1 |
| #327 | muffled muffuletta | 1 |
| #161 | multi-level marzipan | 4 |
| #172 | ojo de pez burrito | 1 |
| #116 | personalizable gingerbread cookie | 1 |
| #81 | plain candy cane | 5 |
| #201 | powdered powdered sugar | 2 |
| #24 | pressurized potion of possessiveness | 1 |
| #11 | replica key | 1 |
| #280 | rose | 1 |
| #179 | runny icing | 1 |
| #54 | salt plum sake | 1 |
| #162 | salty gumdrop | 1 |
| #1703 | sandwich of the gods | 2 |
| 🥇 | seal medal | 1 |
| #91 | shushed potatoes | 4 |
| #42 | soggy elf shoes | 1 |
| 🥈 | spirit bell | 1 |
| #219 | stale Cheer-E-Os | 1 |
| #219 | stale cheer wine | 1 |
| #238 | stuffed red and green pepper (stale) | 1 |
| #752 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 2 |
| #748 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 2 |
| #393 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 5 |
| #611 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #753 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 2 |
| #600 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #632 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #498 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 4 |
| #614 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 3 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #610 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 3 |
| #485 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 4 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #591 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #397 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 5 |
| #401 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 5 |
| #562 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #592 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #586 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #952 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 1 |
| #756 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 2 |
| #554 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #568 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #605 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 3 |
| #402 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 5 |
| #580 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #477 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 4 |
| #552 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #566 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #47 | tiny plastic Crimbo caroler | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Crimbo cheer | 1 |
| #85 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #45 | tiny plastic Mirth | 1 |
| #40 | tiny plastic Penny | 1 |
| #82 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #90 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #67 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #172 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic multi-level marketer | 1 |
| #192 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #143 | transparent nog | 3 |
| #129 | unfinished fruitcake | 3 |
| #71 | useless powder | 6,065 |
| #76 | very fancy whiskey | 1 |
| #188 | warbear LP-ROM burner | 1 |
| #106 | warbear badge | 1 |
| #478 | warbear battery | 1 |
| #435 | warbear beeping telegram | 1 |
| #188 | warbear chemistry lab | 1 |
| #306 | warbear drone assembler | 1 |
| #297 | warbear empathy chip | 1 |
| #227 | warbear gyrocopter | 4 |
| #192 | warbear high-efficiency still | 1 |
| #169 | warbear induction oven | 1 |
| #179 | warbear jackhammer drill press | 1 |
| #435 | warbear metalworking primer | 1 |
| #422 | warbear procedural hilarity drone | 1 |
| #381 | warbear requisition box | 1 |
| #431 | warbear sequential gaiety distribution system | 1 |
| #53 | warehouse key | 15 |