| #39 | Bastille Battalion control rig loaner voucher | 2 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| 🥇 | Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read) | 1 |
| #585 | Crimbo Credit | 2 |
| #133 | Crimbo Factory surprise box | 23 |
| #361 | Crimbonium fuel rod | 1 |
| #118 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision | 1 |
| #135 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping | 1 |
| #111 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency | 1 |
| #73 | Crimbot schematic: Big Head | 72 |
| 🥇 | Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer | 1 |
| #77 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs | 71 |
| #67 | Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise | 80 |
| #107 | Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis | 15 |
| #74 | Crimbot schematic: Power Arm | 73 |
| 🥇 | Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator | 1 |
| #93 | Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker | 18 |
| #63 | Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun | 80 |
| #101 | Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet | 16 |
| #66 | Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis | 80 |
| #1893 | Crimbuck | 58 |
| #86 | Liam's mail | 7 |
| #979 | Microplushie: Bropane | 1 |
| #839 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 1 |
| #889 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 1 |
| #751 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 1 |
| #984 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 1 |
| #998 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 1 |
| #577 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
| #918 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 1 |
| #1008 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 1 |
| #952 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 1 |
| #961 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 1 |
| #73 | Mini-Crimbot crate | 2 |
| #34 | Mr. Cheeng's spectacles | 4 |
| #130 | Mr. Screege's spectacles | 1 |
| #633 | NPZR chemistry set | 1 |
| #96 | Red Roger's reliquary | 5 |
| #20 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 | 2 |
| #38 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #33 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #19 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 | 2 |
| #20 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 | 2 |
| #18 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 | 2 |
| #354 | Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette | 1 |
| #320 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 1 |
| 🥇 | Toot Oriole care package | 1 |
| #1119 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #1571 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #104 | alien source code printout | 3 |
| #117 | anniversary gift box | 10 |
| #46 | antique nutcracker cape | 1 |
| #42 | antique nutcracker sword | 1 |
| #10 | balsam barrel | 1 |
| #25 | barrel-aged eggnog | 1 |
| #37 | black Crimbo ball | 862 |
| #39 | blind-packed capsule toy | 500 |
| #50 | box of Gratitude chocolates | 2 |
| #12 | bread pie | 2,021 |
| #507 | burst hellseal brain | 7 |
| #299 | can of V-11 | 1 |
| #228 | chakra sludge | 2 |
| #14 | clear Russian | 2,021 |
| #158 | cranberry margarita (brackish) | 3 |
| #33 | crotchety pants | 2 |
| #316 | cylindrical mold | 1 |
| #509 | donated booze | 2 |
| #480 | donated candy | 3 |
| #466 | donated food | 3 |
| #4 | dreadful sweater | 1 |
| #277 | electrical thingamabob | 17 |
| #180 | flask of mining oil | 10 |
| #97 | flask of tainted mining oil | 112 |
| 🥇 | goo magnet | 1 |
| #65 | government booze shipment | 1 |
| #16 | government candy shipment | 10 |
| #68 | government food shipment | 1 |
| #204 | high-energy mining laser | 4 |
| #130 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 27 |
| #102 | magical pony: Pearjack | 25 |
| #133 | magical pony: Rosey Cake | 22 |
| #114 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 33 |
| #149 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 19 |
| #114 | magical pony: Uniquity | 32 |
| #348 | negative lump | 4 |
| 🥉 | nest egg | 1 |
| #241 | nugget of Crimbonium | 10 |
| 🥇 | oxygenated eggnog helmet | 1 |
| #106 | peppermint tailings | 300 |
| #166 | pie man was not meant to eat | 14 |
| #18 | poncho de azucar | 1 |
| #229 | powdered powdered sugar | 1 |
| #160 | radiation-resistant helmet | 9 |
| #118 | servo-assisted exo-pants | 12 |
| #30 | shoulder-mounted Trainbot | 1 |
| #274 | shredded hellseal hide | 18 |
| #422 | sleeping wereturtle | 1 |
| #127 | sneaky wrapping paper | 8 |
| 🥈 | spinal-fluid-covered emotion chip | 1 |
| #26 | string of moist beads | 18 |
| #581 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 76 |
| #1431 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 35 |
| #1176 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 42 |
| #1068 | stuffed astral badger | 48 |
| #1092 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 47 |
| #941 | stuffed cocoabo | 50 |
| #1482 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 35 |
| #1090 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 46 |
| #1115 | stuffed hand turkey | 45 |
| #97 | stuffed kraken | 1 |
| #1680 | stuffed martini | 2 |
| #1068 | stuffed mind flayer | 48 |
| #527 | stuffed mink | 90 |
| #674 | stuffed monocle | 71 |
| #167 | stuffed red and green pepper (stale) | 4 |
| #2453 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 6 |
| #1161 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 43 |
| #1109 | stuffed snowy owl | 44 |
| #971 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 52 |
| #1067 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 46 |
| #590 | stuffed teddy butler | 82 |
| #486 | stuffed tin of caviar | 95 |
| #882 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 56 |
| #13 | ticksilver ring | 1 |
| #27 | tiny glowing red nose | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Dolph Bossin | 1 |
| #47 | tiny plastic Mer-kin baker | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic sea elf | 1 |
| #52 | tiny plastic yuleviathan | 1 |
| #294 | torn hellseal sinew | 16 |
| #1355 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #147 | warbear accoutrements chunk | 48 |
| #9 | warbear battle greaves | 1 |
| #47 | warbear blizzard mead | 14 |
| #109 | warbear chemistry lab | 2 |
| #154 | warbear feasting bread | 3 |
| #121 | warbear helm fragment | 56 |
| #132 | warbear requisition box | 40 |
| #68 | warbear thermoregulator bread | 8 |
| #55 | warbear warrior bread | 8 |
| #375 | warbear whosit | 200 |
| #85 | waterlogged cloth | 13 |
| #65 | waterlogged leather | 20 |
| #105 | waterlogged metal | 9 |
| #84 | waterlogged stuffing | 14 |
| #96 | waterlogged wood | 3 |
| #34 | white Crimbo ball | 976 |