| #99 | 37x37x37 puzzle cube | 37 |
| #51 | Baja sopapilla | 9 |
| #326 | Marquis de Poivre soda | 8 |
| #120 | Mountain Stream soda | 404 |
| #146 | TI-9000 calculator | 8 |
| #88 | Thinknerd Blind-Packed Toy | 2 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #31 | beery blood | 74 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #517 | blind-packed capsule toy | 1 |
| #394 | blind-packed die-cast metal toy | 1 |
| #479 | bloody mary | 2 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2375 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2622 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #3977 | box of sunshine | 14 |
| #168 | brilliant oyster egg | 2 |
| #212 | brown plastic baby | 3 |
| #168 | buñuelos Jaliscos | 5 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #15 | deck of lewd playing cards | 1 |
| #24 | dove DNA | 1 |
| #53 | eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest | 32 |
| #91 | eXtreme mittens | 64 |
| #82 | eXtreme scarf | 64 |
| #135 | eagle feather | 1 |
| #58 | enchanted handwarmer | 4 |
| #138 | flan del mar | 6 |
| #37 | gelatinous meat mass | 1 |
| #115 | gleaming oyster egg | 4 |
| #75 | glistening oyster egg | 9 |
| #30 | gunpowder burrito | 84 |
| 🥇 | hare pin | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1166 | lavender candy heart | 1 |
| #186 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 16 |
| #1285 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #38 | lavender striped oyster egg | 49 |
| #192 | lustrous oyster egg | 1 |
| #63 | magnificent oyster egg | 10 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2385 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #689 | mugcake | 1 |
| #450 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 7 |
| #1580 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #195 | pearlescent oyster egg | 2 |
| #87 | perfect dark and stormy | 1 |
| #382 | pink plastic baby | 1 |
| #2032 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1513 | red paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #211 | red plastic baby | 2 |
| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #136 | scintillating oyster egg | 4 |
| #28 | silent X | 16 |
| #16 | silent Z | 16 |
| #42 | simple AI | 1 |
| #62 | sk8board | 64 |
| #77 | snowboarder pants | 64 |
| #48 | splendid martini | 3 |
| #106 | stapler bear | 1 |
| #4 | tap shoes | 2,248 |
| #124 | tarnished bottlecap | 8 |
| #495 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 4 |
| #743 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 2 |
| #614 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 3 |
| #610 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #390 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 5 |
| #138 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 4 |
| #226 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 3 |
| #398 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 5 |
| #122 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 10 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #240 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 7 |
| #322 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 2 |
| #222 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 3 |
| #503 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 4 |
| #746 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 2 |
| #562 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #335 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 2 |
| #948 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 1 |
| #601 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 3 |
| #283 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 2 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #320 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 2 |
| #762 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 2 |
| #738 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 2 |
| #578 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #612 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 3 |
| #304 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 2 |
| #114 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 18 |
| #17 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 18 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #26 | tiny plastic Dolph Bossin | 2 |
| #36 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 12 |
| #34 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 18 |
| #780 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #40 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 16 |
| #33 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 3 |
| #26 | tiny plastic Mer-kin baker | 2 |
| #60 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 13 |
| #21 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 17 |
| #71 | tiny plastic Professor What | 1 |
| #98 | tiny plastic Toybot | 2 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #31 | tiny plastic dolphin "orphan" | 2 |
| #231 | tiny plastic fax machine | 2 |
| #22 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 13 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #6 | tiny plastic orphan | 18 |
| #15 | tiny plastic reindeer | 5 |
| #31 | tiny plastic sea elf | 2 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #113 | tiny plastic trollipop | 3 |
| #30 | tiny plastic yuleviathan | 2 |
| #55 | traditional Crimbo cookie | 16 |
| #136 | unused soap | 5 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |