| #99 | 1,970 carat gold | 5 |
| #15 | 1952 Mickey Mantle card | 867 |
| #41 | Bowlet | 4 |
| #673 | Crimbo Credit | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #11 | Gratitude chocolate (bourbon-filled) | 12 |
| #6 | How to Avoid Scams | 22,050 |
| #2154 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 7 |
| #130 | Newbiesport™ tent | 57 |
| #255 | Professor What T-Shirt | 1 |
| #16 | SMOOCH bottlecap | 16 |
| #36 | Shot of Kardashian Gin | 7 |
| 🥇 | Silver HP-35 Calculator | 1 |
| #18 | The Emperor's dry cleaning | 64 |
| #36 | They liver | 2 |
| #899 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 3 |
| #136 | Way More Tears™ pepper spray | 28 |
| #35 | Xiblaxian 5D printer | 9 |
| #5 | Xiblaxian holo-training simcode | 53 |
| #28 | Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter | 10 |
| #29 | Yeg's Motel minibar key | 1 |
| #93 | adorable seal larva | 16 |
| #145 | ancient calendar fragment | 1 |
| #19 | bag of gross foreign snacks | 9,700 |
| #25 | barrel-aged eggnog | 1 |
| #9 | blackberry polite | 251 |
| #5 | blessed rustproof +2 gray dragon scale mail | 110 |
| #5 | bottle of gregnadigne | 300 |
| 🥈 | bottle of lighter fluid | 3,352 |
| 🥈 | bowl of marinade | 1,500 |
| #58 | broken high-temperature mining drill | 3 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #629 | burst hellseal brain | 4 |
| #28 | can of Minions-Be-Gone | 1 |
| 🥈 | cheap sunglasses | 20,996 |
| #20 | compression stocking | 1,121 |
| #12 | cranberry cordial | 257 |
| #17 | cuppa Cruel tea | 16 |
| #546 | delicious salad | 85 |
| 🥈 | dollop of barbecue sauce | 790 |
| 🥈 | double barreled barrel gun | 262 |
| #11 | double entendre | 5 |
| #12 | filthy child leash | 2,496 |
| 🥈 | flavorless gruel | 1,709 |
| #1453 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #27 | glob of salty molasses | 275 |
| #27 | glow-in-the-dark necklace | 114 |
| #113 | green and red bean | 79 |
| #5338 | grue egg | 1 |
| 🥈 | hot ashes | 1,570 |
| #11 | iceberg lettuce | 6 |
| #27 | li'l unicorn costume | 2 |
| 🥉 | liquid smoke | 1,000 |
| #200 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 11 |
| #263 | magical pony: Pearjack | 6 |
| #263 | magical pony: Rosey Cake | 7 |
| #215 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 9 |
| #278 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 6 |
| #165 | magical pony: Uniquity | 16 |
| #61 | megacopia | 1 |
| #80 | meteorthopedic shoes | 1 |
| #6 | one-day ticket to Dinseylandfill | 40 |
| #10 | paisley spore pod | 182 |
| #32 | plate of Val-U Brand Every Bean Salad | 1 |
| #28 | pocket wish | 200 |
| #26 | salty gumdrop | 250 |
| #121 | security flashlight | 11 |
| 🥇 | shaker of dry rub | 1,650 |
| 🥉 | spinal-fluid-covered emotion chip | 1 |
| #63 | stainless steel scarf | 27 |
| #135 | sturdy cane | 9 |
| #18 | super-sweet fish goo (spoiled) | 250 |
| #183 | tiny barrel | 1 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
| #955 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
| #611 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #929 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
| #600 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #632 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #931 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #929 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #934 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #946 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #591 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #941 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #939 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #563 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #592 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #586 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #952 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
| #568 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #948 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
| #616 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 3 |
| #581 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #940 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 1 |
| #552 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #3989 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #2118 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 3 |
| #1511 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 3 |
| #2092 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 2 |
| #1784 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 4 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #1988 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 9 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #1752 | tiny plastic G Imp | 4 |
| #174 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #1761 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 4 |
| #1256 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 6 |
| #2170 | tiny plastic Hellion | 3 |
| #2826 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 2 |
| #168 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #1491 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 3 |
| #2847 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 2 |
| #2165 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 3 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 4 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #2764 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 2 |
| #1769 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 4 |
| #2758 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 2 |
| #1221 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 6 |
| #1520 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 3 |
| #3066 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #172 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #2150 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 3 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 2 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1085 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 7 |
| #2859 | tiny plastic angry goat | 6 |
| #1240 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 6 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #1754 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 4 |
| #2138 | tiny plastic astronomer | 3 |
| #2251 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 8 |
| #6142 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #1213 | tiny plastic beanbat | 6 |
| #1716 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 3 |
| #2014 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 9 |
| #1466 | tiny plastic blooper | 5 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #1216 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 6 |
| #2502 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 7 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 4 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #1764 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 4 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3876 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #813 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 9 |
| #1787 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 4 |
| #2183 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 3 |
| #2814 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 2 |
| #2881 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 6 |
| #2878 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 6 |
| #1041 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 7 |
| #1764 | tiny plastic goth giant | 4 |
| #1527 | tiny plastic grue | 12 |
| #2795 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 2 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #2256 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 8 |
| #3902 | tiny plastic killer bee | 4 |
| #2823 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 2 |
| #3334 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 5 |
| #6184 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #2171 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 3 |
| #2008 | tiny plastic mosquito | 9 |
| #2800 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 2 |
| #2601 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 2 |
| #2859 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 6 |
| #2644 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #1779 | tiny plastic scary clown | 4 |
| #2171 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 3 |
| #2158 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 3 |
| #2764 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 2 |
| #1542 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 12 |
| #1259 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 6 |
| #2236 | tiny plastic stab bat | 8 |
| #2514 | tiny plastic star starfish | 7 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #3860 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #2751 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #192 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #1705 | tiny plastic warwelf | 4 |
| #1725 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 4 |
| #3846 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #602 | torn hellseal sinew | 3 |
| #1353 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #128 | unused walkie-talkie | 6 |
| #1730 | useless powder | 3 |
| #81 | valuable coin | 9 |
| #192 | water pipe bomb | 409 |