| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #1479 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| 🥇 | Deactivated MiniMechaElf | 1 |
| #63 | Frown Exerciser | 1 |
| #992 | Go-Wassail | 2 |
| #29 | Knob pasty | 31 |
| #28 | Paint A Vulgar Pitcher | 16 |
| #672 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 3 |
| #57 | Skully's hot chocolate | 2 |
| #154 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #35 | This Charming Flan | 6 |
| #214 | agua de vida | 9 |
| #2610 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #98 | antimatter wad | 2 |
| #223 | bag of QWOP | 1 |
| #72 | beastly paste | 2 |
| #509 | black eyedrops | 1 |
| #1124 | black paisley oyster egg | 4 |
| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1166 | black striped oyster egg | 4 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #2409 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1000 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 4 |
| #1836 | blue striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #284 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 4 |
| 🥇 | bowl of oriole's nest soup | 3 |
| #72 | brainwave-controlled unicorn horn | 1 |
| #1296 | brine | 2 |
| #302 | candied bolts | 5 |
| #1140 | candied kobold | 1 |
| #287 | candied nuts | 5 |
| #438 | coconut shell | 80 |
| #132 | cold hi mein | 5 |
| #143 | cold nuggets | 15 |
| #41 | cyclops eyedrops | 26 |
| #178 | deactivated MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #179 | decanter of fine Scotch | 1 |
| #1283 | dill | 8 |
| #158 | disassembled clover | 757 |
| #47 | distilled fortified wine | 54 |
| #386 | dry noodles | 239 |
| #502 | effluvious emerald | 1 |
| #85 | fat loot token | 55 |
| #1191 | filthy lucre | 16 |
| #78 | fudge-shaped hole in space-time | 5 |
| #706 | fudgecule | 519 |
| #436 | gingerbread robot | 3 |
| #101 | groose grease | 2 |
| #1911 | grue egg | 12 |
| #275 | guy made of bee pollen | 11 |
| #84 | hot hi mein | 16 |
| #142 | hot nuggets | 24 |
| #1011 | jerky coins | 2 |
| #1117 | lavender striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #486 | little paper umbrella | 90 |
| #413 | magical ice cubes | 90 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2385 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #292 | munchies pill | 1 |
| #298 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 4 |
| #875 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1123 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 4 |
| #1204 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #760 | off-white striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #158 | peppermint sprout | 4 |
| #435 | petit 4.1 | 3 |
| #100 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 8 |
| #436 | powdered candy sushi set | 4 |
| #233 | prismatic wad | 10 |
| #1286 | puce paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1561 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1056 | puce striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #131 | pumpkin beer | 6 |
| #281 | queen cookie | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2538 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #807 | red striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #329 | scrumptious reagent | 297 |
| #619 | silver shrimp fork | 2 |
| #97 | sleaze nuggets | 36 |
| #71 | sleazy hi mein | 17 |
| #165 | spectral pickle | 120 |
| #63 | spooky hi mein | 18 |
| #110 | spooky lo mein | 4 |
| #172 | spooky nuggets | 11 |
| #483 | steamy ruby | 1 |
| #174 | stench nuggets | 13 |
| #155 | stinky hi mein | 3 |
| #1712 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 17 |
| #2974 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 15 |
| #2053 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 24 |
| #1795 | stuffed Meat | 16 |
| #2154 | stuffed angry cow | 23 |
| #2017 | stuffed astral badger | 25 |
| #2706 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 18 |
| #4472 | stuffed cocoabo | 8 |
| #2381 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 21 |
| #1774 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 29 |
| #1635 | stuffed hand turkey | 32 |
| #1111 | stuffed key | 37 |
| #2882 | stuffed mind flayer | 16 |
| #1532 | stuffed mink | 22 |
| #1433 | stuffed monocle | 26 |
| #2287 | stuffed scary death orb | 22 |
| #2111 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 24 |
| #1851 | stuffed snowy owl | 27 |
| #2011 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 25 |
| #1591 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 32 |
| #1761 | stuffed teddy butler | 17 |
| #1904 | stuffed tin of caviar | 14 |
| #1062 | stuffed treasure chest | 42 |
| #1898 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 27 |
| #401 | tawdry amethyst | 1 |
| #19 | thermos full of Knob coffee | 91 |
| #589 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #1106 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 2 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #949 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 3 |
| #1115 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 2 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #1118 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 2 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #1353 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1116 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 2 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #990 | towel | 6 |
| #310 | unearthly onyx | 2 |
| #1125 | vinegar | 14 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2817 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #415 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 5 |
| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |