| #220 | Chori Zo trading card | 1 |
| #326 | Crimbo salad | 4 |
| #461 | FDKOL hotcakes | 2 |
| #62 | LOLmec statuette | 1 |
| #1566 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1406 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 2 |
| #274 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 17 |
| #1393 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 6 |
| #1153 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #542 | Tuesday's ruby | 2 |
| #1038 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 2 |
| 🥈 | Xiblaxian crystal | 387 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #942 | baconstone | 8 |
| #196 | black gold | 1 |
| #527 | black pension check | 2 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #706 | club necklace | 10 |
| #863 | dense meat stack | 8 |
| #1595 | diamond necklace | 4 |
| #914 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 4 |
| #923 | fancy opera glasses | 1 |
| #837 | fat stacks of cash | 5 |
| #485 | gold wedding ring | 8 |
| #543 | hamethyst | 15 |
| #1409 | heart necklace | 5 |
| #1210 | heart of the volcano | 3 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #569 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #486 | meat stack | 45 |
| #559 | old coin purse | 3 |
| #492 | old leather wallet | 5 |
| #453 | porquoise | 17 |
| #1490 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 5 |
| #986 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 8 |
| #1522 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 5 |
| #2034 | solid gold bowling ball | 3 |
| #152 | solid gold jewel | 1 |
| #546 | solid gold pegleg | 3 |
| #1379 | spade necklace | 5 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #920 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 48 |
| #1095 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 44 |
| #1461 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 35 |
| #999 | stuffed Meat | 45 |
| #4836 | stuffed angry cow | 7 |
| #1260 | stuffed astral badger | 41 |
| #1333 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 39 |
| #1376 | stuffed cocoabo | 36 |
| #1895 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 27 |
| #1633 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 32 |
| #2056 | stuffed hand turkey | 25 |
| #590 | stuffed key | 98 |
| #1480 | stuffed mind flayer | 35 |
| #886 | stuffed monocle | 52 |
| #1628 | stuffed scary death orb | 32 |
| #1363 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 38 |
| #1615 | stuffed snowy owl | 31 |
| #1949 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 26 |
| #1791 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 28 |
| #1062 | stuffed teddy butler | 42 |
| #876 | stuffed tin of caviar | 54 |
| #688 | stuffed treasure chest | 81 |
| #2137 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 24 |
| #948 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
| #3987 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #2776 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 2 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #47 | tiny plastic Crimbo caroler | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Crimbo cheer | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #85 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #1500 | tiny plastic Felonia | 3 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #2826 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 2 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #45 | tiny plastic Mirth | 1 |
| #2762 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 2 |
| #40 | tiny plastic Penny | 1 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #771 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #82 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #2758 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 2 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #90 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #2058 | tiny plastic The Man | 2 |
| #67 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4020 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3974 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #2794 | tiny plastic blooper | 2 |
| #2851 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 2 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic caboose | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic coal car | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #2096 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 2 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic dining car | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #2815 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 2 |
| #6181 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #2803 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 2 |
| #6098 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #6170 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic locomotive | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic multi-level marketer | 1 |
| #3995 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic passenger car | 1 |
| #58 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #3849 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #2764 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 2 |
| #8223 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #2826 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 2 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #53 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #2789 | tiny plastic zmobie | 2 |
| #1199 | yeti fur | 13 |