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| #786 | Argarggagarg's fang | 2 |
| #931 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #36 | Bonestabber | 1 |
| #1494 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #2738 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #75 | Everlasting Deckswabber | 10 |
| #468 | Iiti Kitty phone charm | 3 |
| #1192 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #211 | Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar | 1 |
| #972 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #849 | Knob Goblin scimitar | 3 |
| #24 | Lazybones™ recliner | 1 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| #921 | Spooky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #154 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #828 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| 🥇 | Toot Oriole care package | 1 |
| #1555 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #690 | antique spear | 3 |
| #485 | armgun | 1 |
| #671 | asparagus knife | 5 |
| #30 | auxiliary backbone | 1 |
| #304 | balloon helmet | 1 |
| #105 | balloon shield | 1 |
| #309 | balloon sword | 1 |
| #783 | batblade | 1 |
| #116 | beach glass necklace | 6 |
| #110 | beanbag chair | 8 |
| #330 | beer-scented teddy bear | 1 |
| #697 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #1475 | black striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #517 | blind-packed capsule toy | 1 |
| #820 | blue class ring | 1 |
| #1836 | blue striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #743 | bottle of Monsieur Bubble | 1 |
| #83 | bottle of fruity "wine" | 1 |
| #5028 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #501 | broken sword | 2 |
| #150 | bubble-wrap simulator | 5 |
| #464 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 2 |
| #417 | cheap cigar butt | 1 |
| #938 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #252 | comfy pillow | 1 |
| #749 | commemorative war stein | 2 |
| #653 | cool whip | 2 |
| #570 | corncob pipe | 1 |
| #124 | crystal skeleton vodka | 1 |
| #402 | curmudgel | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #808 | decorative fountain | 1 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #155 | expensive cigar | 1 |
| #567 | fancy seashell necklace | 1 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #183 | gauze shorts | 1 |
| #781 | ghuol egg | 9 |
| #146 | giant penguin keychain | 4 |
| #133 | gnoll-tooth necklace | 2 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #935 | green clay bead | 2 |
| #4481 | handful of confetti | 2 |
| #646 | happiness | 1 |
| #245 | huge bowl of candy | 1 |
| #424 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #837 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 4 |
| #202 | leaf of grass | 1 |
| #367 | magilaser blastercannon | 3 |
| #609 | marshmallow | 10 |
| #1260 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #37 | microwave stogie | 1 |
| #302 | miniature carton of clove cigarettes | 1 |
| #218 | mummy mask | 1 |
| 🥉 | nest egg | 1 |
| #227 | not-a-pipe | 1 |
| #3387 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #77 | oil cap | 1 |
| #68 | oil pan | 1 |
| #93 | oily boid | 1 |
| #191 | ornate ancient cursed chest | 1 |
| #518 | oversized pipe | 2 |
| #1886 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #54 | oyster egg balloon | 9 |
| #118 | peace-sign necklace | 4 |
| #146 | pewter claymore | 1 |
| #108 | phat turquoise bracelet | 7 |
| #553 | pile of dusty animal bones | 4 |
| #879 | pink clay bead | 3 |
| #102 | pipe wrench | 1 |
| #811 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #132 | powdered candy sushi set | 7 |
| #370 | puce plastic oyster egg | 10 |
| #753 | puce striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #1012 | red class ring | 1 |
| #846 | ridiculously huge sword | 4 |
| #665 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 1 |
| #632 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 4 |
| #1727 | roll of toilet paper | 9 |
| #433 | shiny butcherknife | 1 |
| #75 | single swig of vodka | 2 |
| #31 | skeletal scabbard | 1 |
| #69 | skeleton | 55 |
| #1271 | skeleton bone | 3 |
| #64 | skeleton quiche | 1 |
| #50 | skeleton skis | 1 |
| #493 | smoking grass | 1 |
| #2327 | solid gold bowling ball | 2 |
| #135 | soul doorbell | 2 |
| #3317 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #823 | spiked femur | 1 |
| #111 | spooky pirate skeleton | 13 |
| #207 | spooky scarecrow | 1 |
| #419 | star sword | 1 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8929 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #8963 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #1710 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #734 | sweet mochi ball | 6 |
| #134 | sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 4 |
| #668 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 6 |
| #888 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 2 |
| #1151 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #791 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #941 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 3 |
| #1149 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #581 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 7 |
| #488 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 9 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #2780 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 2 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #735 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 5 |
| #400 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 6 |
| #601 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 7 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #364 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 7 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #587 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 7 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #674 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 6 |
| #659 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 6 |
| #577 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 7 |
| #529 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 8 |
| #750 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 5 |
| #332 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 13 |
| #841 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 4 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #861 | tiny plastic fire servant | 2 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #661 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 6 |
| #737 | tiny plastic moneybee | 5 |
| #673 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 6 |
| #493 | tiny plastic peacannon | 5 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #853 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 2 |
| #350 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 7 |
| #2750 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #105 | twist of lime | 1 |
| #225 | very overdue library book | 1 |
| #894 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #610 | water pipe bomb | 24 |
| #902 | white balloon | 1 |
| #1021 | white class ring | 1 |
| #447 | white sword | 7 |
| #567 | witty rapier | 1 |