| #2232 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #1733 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1496 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1154 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1487 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #903 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #1670 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #2053 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #858 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #680 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #2244 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #742 | Now and Earlier | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #223 | alien force field disruptor bean | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #2451 | baconstone | 1 |
| #1818 | black paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1464 | black plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1489 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1902 | black striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #1655 | blood flower | 1 |
| #1773 | blue paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1676 | blue plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1673 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #2622 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2975 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #2874 | candied yams | 1 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #748 | cool mushroom | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #469 | delicious noodles | 1 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #207 | empty blowgun | 11 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #886 | flaming mushroom | 1 |
| #3427 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #90 | government | 1 |
| #263 | government cheese | 1 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #1909 | green beer | 1 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #1454 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #1241 | herb brownies | 1 |
| #2516 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1486 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1590 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1119 | lavender striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #1456 | mafia aria | 5 |
| #1984 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1550 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1847 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #689 | mugcake | 1 |
| #1364 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2534 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1734 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1583 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1890 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #1491 | pail | 2 |
| #1276 | penguin skin | 1 |
| #750 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #2214 | porquoise | 1 |
| #812 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #2035 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1057 | puce striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #2228 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1458 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1647 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1300 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #1479 | scroll of pasta summoning | 1 |
| #821 | stinky mushroom | 1 |
| #1394 | stone of eXtreme power | 1 |
| #2261 | string of blue beads | 1 |
| #2260 | string of green beads | 1 |
| #2246 | string of red beads | 1 |
| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #1581 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #955 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #924 | support cummerbund | 4 |
| #323 | tasket | 1 |
| #501 | teeny-tiny ninja stars | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4313 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2899 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #2948 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4544 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8217 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8256 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8131 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4482 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8179 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #2690 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #8156 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8194 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8064 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4599 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8132 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8203 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8105 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8118 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4348 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8104 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8228 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8163 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8142 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4484 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #265 | tisket | 1 |
| #2807 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2813 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #729 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #903 | white balloon | 1 |
| #1801 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2819 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1329 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1637 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1736 | yeti fur | 1 |