| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #27 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #825 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 2 |
| 🥈 | Byte | 1 |
| #1145 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #1286 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #1598 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 2 |
| #124 | Sogg-Os | 2 |
| #153 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #832 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #378 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 12 |
| #625 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #519 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| #81 | Wet Russian | 4 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| #171 | asbestos stick | 1 |
| #587 | bunny liver | 5 |
| #1292 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #1096 | dirty hobo gloves | 1 |
| #125 | eleven-foot pole | 2 |
| #164 | fistful of ashes | 28 |
| #955 | flaming crutch | 1 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #892 | hemp string | 1 |
| #1356 | ice-cold fotie | 1 |
| #577 | inflatable duck | 1 |
| #1514 | old sweatpants | 11 |
| #398 | perl necklace | 1 |
| #747 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #754 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #3660 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3658 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2414 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #176 | slime convention coupons | 1 |
| #183 | slime convention flyers | 1 |
| #188 | slime convention t-shirt | 1 |
| #410 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #3069 | stuffed mink | 1 |
| #322 | tasket | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #814 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #789 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #328 | unstable quark | 1 |
| #1297 | valuable trinket | 27 |
| #806 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 9 |