| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #26 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #824 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 2 |
| 🥈 | Byte | 1 |
| #1139 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #1594 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 2 |
| #123 | Sogg-Os | 2 |
| #154 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #829 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #376 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 12 |
| #623 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #516 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| #80 | Wet Russian | 4 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| #163 | asbestos stick | 1 |
| #582 | bunny liver | 5 |
| #1293 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #1095 | dirty hobo gloves | 1 |
| #121 | eleven-foot pole | 2 |
| #163 | fistful of ashes | 28 |
| #955 | flaming crutch | 1 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #892 | hemp string | 1 |
| #1355 | ice-cold fotie | 1 |
| #574 | inflatable duck | 1 |
| #1510 | old sweatpants | 11 |
| #397 | perl necklace | 1 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #751 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #3657 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3655 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2409 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #176 | slime convention coupons | 1 |
| #183 | slime convention flyers | 1 |
| #188 | slime convention t-shirt | 1 |
| #408 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #3052 | stuffed mink | 1 |
| #321 | tasket | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #800 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #780 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #330 | unstable quark | 1 |
| #1297 | valuable trinket | 27 |
| #801 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 9 |