| 🥈 | All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig | 1 |
| #414 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #63 | Caveman Dan's favorite rock | 1 |
| #185 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #91 | Chester's sunglasses | 1 |
| #83 | Frosty's arm | 1 |
| #118 | Hodgman's bow tie | 1 |
| #73 | Hodgman's garbage sticker | 1 |
| #129 | Hodgman's lobsterskin pants | 1 |
| #145 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 1 |
| #1675 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| 🥇 | Lord Flameface's cloak | 1 |
| #1573 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| 🥈 | Skipper's accordion | 1 |
| #10 | Space Trip safety headphones | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Sagittarian's leisure pants | 1 |
| #1808 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #812 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 2 |
| #53 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 31 |
| 🥇 | Time Bandit Badge of Courage | 1 |
| #16 | Time Cape | 1 |
| #1172 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #2604 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #698 | bottle of goofballs | 37 |
| #3068 | box of sunshine | 27 |
| #897 | brick | 36 |
| #263 | bunny liver | 30 |
| #873 | casino pass | 1 |
| #2107 | duct tape | 2 |
| 🥈 | eerily silent box | 1 |
| #1127 | empty agua de vida bottle | 6 |
| 🥈 | experimental carbon fiber pasta additive | 1 |
| 🥈 | festive warbear bank | 1 |
| #686 | filthy lucre | 53 |
| #609 | fuzzy montera | 1 |
| #11 | googly-star hat | 1 |
| #377 | grue egg omelette | 6 |
| 🥇 | hazardous sauce dosimeter | 1 |
| 🥉 | hobo code binder | 1 |
| #212 | hobo nickel | 1,348 |
| 🥉 | left-handed melodica | 1 |
| 🥉 | makeshift castanets | 1 |
| 🥉 | marinara jug | 1 |
| #11 | note from Clancy | 10 |
| #101 | rusty chain necklace | 33 |
| #307 | s'more | 17 |
| 🥇 | seal medal | 1 |
| 🥉 | sealskin drum | 1 |
| 🥇 | silver cow creamer | 1 |
| 🥈 | spaghetti-box banjo | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #891 | spectre scepter | 36 |
| #2245 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #2249 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1034 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 5 |
| 🥈 | washboard shield | 1 |