| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #534 | Angelhair Culottes | 2 |
| #396 | BRICKO eye brick | 3 |
| #530 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 2 |
| #1170 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 10 |
| #609 | Bling of the New Wave | 2 |
| 🥉 | Clan VIP Lounge key | 1 |
| #738 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #1474 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| #1697 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #1103 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 2 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #808 | FDKOL commendation | 10 |
| #775 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #784 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #723 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #721 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #553 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 2 |
| #529 | Lederhosen of the Night | 2 |
| #1825 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 10 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #2543 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #1784 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #2330 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1151 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #143 | UV monocular | 1 |
| #601 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 2 |
| #176 | Ze™ goggles | 14 |
| #232 | actual reality goggles | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #3772 | badass belt | 10 |
| #319 | blue class ring | 9 |
| #99 | bugbear detector | 1 |
| #81 | bugbear purification pill | 5 |
| #235 | confusing LED clock | 2 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #699 | filthy lucre | 51 |
| #4729 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #489 | green clay bead | 13 |
| #1994 | heart necklace | 3 |
| #1414 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #1434 | obsidian dagger | 10 |
| #1252 | old sweatpants | 22 |
| #105 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #100 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #27 | phase-tuned shield generator belt | 1 |
| #375 | pink clay bead | 33 |
| #213 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #327 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #390 | purple clay bead | 6 |
| #266 | red class ring | 45 |
| #135 | resolution: be feistier | 2 |
| #128 | resolution: be sexier | 3 |
| #147 | resolution: be smarter | 1 |
| #126 | resolution: be stronger | 2 |
| #1948 | spectre scepter | 10 |
| #1712 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #1321 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #1960 | stuffed martini | 1 |
| #1533 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #311 | white class ring | 25 |