jDubbaTwo

RankItemQuantity
#2232Ancient Saucehelm1
#835Angelhair Culottes1
#451BRICKO eye brick1
#843Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental1
#1276Baron von Ratsworth's monocle9
#608Bling of the New Wave2
#4Clan VIP Lounge key1
#477Claw of the Infernal Seal2
#2464Colander of Em-er'il1
#1696Disco 'Fro Pick2
#1102El Sombrero De Lopez2
#2384Elder Turtle Shell1
#808FDKOL commendation10
#777Galapagosian Cuisses1
#787Garter of the Turtle Poacher1
#725Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob1
#472Krakrox's Loincloth2
#551La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez2
#527Lederhosen of the Night2
#1826Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet10
#726Newman's Own Trousers1
#1610Scalp of Gorgolok2
#1804Thwaitgold maggot statuette1
#2345Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette1
#1153Thwaitgold woollybear statuette1
#143UV monocular1
#600Volartta's bellbottoms2
#157Ze™ goggles19
#1568adorable seal larva1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
#3768badass belt10
#280blue class ring11
#99bugbear detector1
#110bugbear purification pill2
#257confusing LED clock1
#207devilish folio1
#5139easter egg balloon1
#1302empty agua de vida bottle1
#736filthy lucre48
#411green clay bead18
#1995heart necklace3
#1431obsidian dagger10
#1355old sweatpants17
#103paperclip cape1
#99paperclip pants1
#91paperclip turban1
#101paperclip-on tie1
#27phase-tuned shield generator belt1
#443pink clay bead24
#214plexiglass pants1
#212plexiglass pendant1
#329plexiglass pikestaff1
#214plexiglass pinky ring1
#181plexiglass pocketwatch1
#428purple clay bead5
#320red class ring36
#127resolution: be feistier3
#127resolution: be sexier3
#146resolution: be smarter1
#125resolution: be stronger2
#1955spectre scepter10
#1709stainless steel suspenders1
#1332stray chihuahua1
#1966stuffed martini1
#183sugar shield1
#1543unusual disco ball1
#328white class ring24

Wow, that's 330 items total!

what items are this player missing?