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| #45 | Herring Wallbanger | 1 |
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| #55 | More Humanitini than Humanitini | 1 |
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| #303 | elven squeeze | 1 |
| #253 | especially salty dog | 1 |
| #89 | expired bottle of peppermint schnapps | 1 |
| #508 | extra-spicy bloody mary | 1 |
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| #322 | flaming mushroom wine | 1 |
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| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #434 | horizontal tango | 1 |
| #1764 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 1 |
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| #1356 | ice-cold fotie | 1 |
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| #3219 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #106 | natto-infused sake | 1 |
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| #1585 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
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| #472 | perpendicular hula | 1 |
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| #135 | plain old beer | 1 |
| #318 | plastic cup of beer | 1 |
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| #215 | purple corpsel | 1 |
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| #224 | red drunki-bear | 1 |
| #209 | red-headed corpse | 1 |
| #513 | redrum | 1 |
| #453 | rockin' wagon | 1 |
| #493 | roll in the hay | 1 |
| #642 | rum and cola | 1 |
| #70 | salacious lychee chuhai | 1 |
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| #547 | slap and tickle | 1 |
| #509 | slimy fermented bile bladder | 1 |
| #426 | slip 'n' slide | 1 |
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| #198 | slug of vodka | 1 |
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| #489 | soy cordial | 1 |
| #138 | soyburger juice | 1 |
| #372 | spiced rum | 1 |
| #3327 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #234 | spooky mushroom wine | 1 |
| #249 | stinky mushroom wine | 1 |
| #695 | strawberry daiquiri | 1 |
| #463 | strawberry wine | 1 |
| #259 | teqiwila slammer | 1 |
| #436 | tequila sunrise | 1 |
| #125 | tequila sunset | 1 |
| #347 | tequila with training wheels | 1 |
| #449 | thermos full of Knob coffee | 1 |
| #536 | thistle wine | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3903 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3993 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #96 | tobiko-infused sake | 1 |
| #640 | tomato daiquiri | 1 |
| #124 | tropical swill | 1 |
| #639 | vodka and cranberry | 1 |
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| #100 | vodka gibson | 1 |
| #464 | vodka martini | 1 |
| #257 | vodka stratocaster | 1 |
| #108 | wasabi-infused sake | 1 |
| #646 | whiskey and cola | 1 |
| #411 | whiskey and soda | 1 |
| #104 | whiskey bittersweet | 1 |
| #631 | whiskey sour | 1 |
| #790 | white Canadian | 1 |
| #221 | white Xanadian | 1 |
| #1103 | white lightning | 1 |
| #415 | wine spritzer | 1 |
| #76 | world's most unappetizing beverage | 1 |
| #335 | yellow brick road | 1 |
| #228 | yellow drunki-bear | 1 |
| #147 | zmobie | 1 |