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| #81 | Dump Truck | 1 |
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| #66 | Golden Mean | 1 |
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| #59 | Green Velvet | 1 |
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| #46 | Herring Wallbanger | 1 |
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| #3899 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
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| #57 | More Humanitini than Humanitini | 1 |
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| #92 | Shot of the Living Dead | 1 |
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| #63 | Sloe Comfortable Zoo | 1 |
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| #92 | Zoodriver | 1 |
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| #305 | elven squeeze | 1 |
| #255 | especially salty dog | 1 |
| #90 | expired bottle of peppermint schnapps | 1 |
| #510 | extra-spicy bloody mary | 1 |
| #880 | fine wine | 1 |
| #321 | flaming mushroom wine | 1 |
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| #604 | fuzzbump | 1 |
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| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #433 | horizontal tango | 1 |
| #1763 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 1 |
| #1602 | ice-cold Willer | 1 |
| #1356 | ice-cold fotie | 1 |
| #275 | icy mushroom wine | 1 |
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| #146 | knob mushroom wine | 1 |
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| #502 | monkey wrench | 1 |
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| #3219 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #107 | natto-infused sake | 1 |
| #529 | ocean motion | 1 |
| #278 | oily mushroom wine | 1 |
| #2436 | oozenog | 1 |
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| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
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| #472 | perpendicular hula | 1 |
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| #594 | pink pony | 1 |
| #136 | plain old beer | 1 |
| #320 | plastic cup of beer | 1 |
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| #196 | pointy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #266 | pumpkin beer | 1 |
| #218 | purple corpsel | 1 |
| #120 | rabbit punch | 1 |
| #222 | red drunki-bear | 1 |
| #210 | red-headed corpse | 1 |
| #515 | redrum | 1 |
| #454 | rockin' wagon | 1 |
| #494 | roll in the hay | 1 |
| #647 | rum and cola | 1 |
| #72 | salacious lychee chuhai | 1 |
| #77 | salacious screwdiver | 1 |
| #190 | salinated mint julep | 1 |
| #855 | salty dog | 1 |
| #623 | salty slug | 1 |
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| #77 | screwdiver | 1 |
| #589 | screwdriver | 1 |
| #173 | sham champagne | 1 |
| #233 | shot of blackberry schnapps | 1 |
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| #546 | slap and tickle | 1 |
| #511 | slimy fermented bile bladder | 1 |
| #427 | slip 'n' slide | 1 |
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| #225 | slug of shochu | 1 |
| #201 | slug of vodka | 1 |
| #971 | snifter of thoroughly aged brandy | 1 |
| #488 | soy cordial | 1 |
| #144 | soyburger juice | 1 |
| #374 | spiced rum | 1 |
| #3327 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #234 | spooky mushroom wine | 1 |
| #251 | stinky mushroom wine | 1 |
| #697 | strawberry daiquiri | 1 |
| #465 | strawberry wine | 1 |
| #260 | teqiwila slammer | 1 |
| #438 | tequila sunrise | 1 |
| #126 | tequila sunset | 1 |
| #349 | tequila with training wheels | 1 |
| #450 | thermos full of Knob coffee | 1 |
| #536 | thistle wine | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #8094 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3876 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3994 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3846 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #96 | tobiko-infused sake | 1 |
| #641 | tomato daiquiri | 1 |
| #125 | tropical swill | 1 |
| #639 | vodka and cranberry | 1 |
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| #101 | vodka gibson | 1 |
| #466 | vodka martini | 1 |
| #258 | vodka stratocaster | 1 |
| #109 | wasabi-infused sake | 1 |
| #649 | whiskey and cola | 1 |
| #411 | whiskey and soda | 1 |
| #104 | whiskey bittersweet | 1 |
| #630 | whiskey sour | 1 |
| #792 | white Canadian | 1 |
| #223 | white Xanadian | 1 |
| #1104 | white lightning | 1 |
| #415 | wine spritzer | 1 |
| #76 | world's most unappetizing beverage | 1 |
| #337 | yellow brick road | 1 |
| #229 | yellow drunki-bear | 1 |
| #148 | zmobie | 1 |