| #1736 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
| #459 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 1 |
| #25 | Children's Meal of the Damned | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #670 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 25 |
| #438 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 5 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #2445 | baconstone | 1 |
| #1146 | banana | 1 |
| #654 | banana peel | 1 |
| #1445 | battered Crimbo Crate | 2 |
| #1650 | blood flower | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #3831 | candy stake | 1 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #1606 | dollhive | 1 |
| #1475 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1317 | dusty Crimbo crate | 2 |
| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #2398 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1166 | lavender candy heart | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #1137 | mafia aria | 10 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #434 | orange peel hat | 1 |
| #319 | pair of ragged claws | 1 |
| #2212 | porquoise | 1 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1547 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 2 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |