| #568 | ASCII shirt | 2 |
| #1220 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #441 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 2 |
| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #2706 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 3 |
| #931 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #2381 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #1677 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2771 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2647 | Crown of the Goblin King | 5 |
| #534 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #1697 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #1141 | Dolphin King's crown | 3 |
| #1494 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #1533 | Drowsy Sword | 6 |
| #467 | Elmley shades | 1 |
| #732 | FDKOL commendation | 19 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #2139 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 7 |
| #693 | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | 1 |
| #126 | Mt. Noob Pale Ale | 2 |
| #428 | Newbiesport™ tent | 2 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #470 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
| #613 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #726 | Snow Queen Crown | 1 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #1720 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 3 |
| #276 | Trivial Avocations Card: What? | 2 |
| #306 | Trivial Avocations Card: Who? | 1 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #1017 | ammonite fossil | 1 |
| #2041 | baconstone | 2 |
| #4410 | badass belt | 7 |
| #397 | bazookafish bubble gum | 1 |
| #162 | beer-scented teddy bear | 4 |
| #288 | black kettle drum | 2 |
| #106 | booze-soaked cherry | 5 |
| #578 | bottle of bubbles | 6 |
| #2555 | bottle of goofballs | 7 |
| 🥇 | bowl of oriole's nest soup | 3 |
| #7445 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #848 | brick | 39 |
| #57 | bronze breastplate | 33 |
| #529 | cheap toaster | 4 |
| #938 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #1796 | clown hammer | 1 |
| #567 | cream stout | 1 |
| #481 | cymbal syrup | 8 |
| #3286 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #1095 | drywall axe | 7 |
| 🥈 | eerily silent box | 1 |
| #1776 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #1528 | filthy lucre | 7 |
| #1659 | fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #388 | giant cactus quill | 1 |
| #813 | giant discarded bottlecap | 5 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1146 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 2 |
| #98 | giant marshmallow | 4 |
| #1725 | giant pinky ring | 4 |
| #320 | gin-soaked blotter paper | 1 |
| #302 | goatskin umbrella | 4 |
| #1167 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #856 | green clay bead | 3 |
| #3138 | grue egg | 5 |
| #2398 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #3050 | handful of confetti | 7 |
| #3379 | heart necklace | 1 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #288 | imp unity ring | 5 |
| #63 | insane tophat | 1 |
| #6 | ittah bittah hookah | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1603 | kneecapping stick | 2 |
| #340 | linoleum sword | 2 |
| #295 | love song of smoldering passion | 3 |
| #1622 | lucky rabbit's foot | 2 |
| #598 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 1 |
| #1713 | obsidian dagger | 7 |
| #790 | old sweatpants | 71 |
| #1037 | pail | 6 |
| #934 | pants of the Slug Lord | 3 |
| #467 | pat-a-cake pendant | 2 |
| #913 | personalized coffee mug | 3 |
| #1235 | pickle-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #778 | pink clay bead | 6 |
| #34 | plush hamsterpus | 1 |
| #450 | pointed stick | 1 |
| #714 | pool cue | 4 |
| #1315 | pork elf goodies sack | 2 |
| #811 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #773 | purple clay bead | 1 |
| #1723 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #155 | resolution: be sexier | 1 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #858 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 2 |
| #3657 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3655 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3646 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1882 | shiny ring | 6 |
| #889 | silver shrimp fork | 1 |
| #155 | soggy wofl t-shirt | 2 |
| #1680 | solid gold bowling ball | 5 |
| #293 | souvenir ski t-shirt | 2 |
| #2224 | spectre scepter | 7 |
| #214 | sponge cake | 2 |
| #6284 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 4 |
| #5725 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 5 |
| #8850 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #7002 | stuffed astral badger | 3 |
| #8938 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7680 | stuffed cocoabo | 2 |
| #7872 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7811 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7012 | stuffed hand turkey | 3 |
| #7815 | stuffed mind flayer | 2 |
| #7878 | stuffed scary death orb | 2 |
| #7828 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 2 |
| #5149 | stuffed snowy owl | 6 |
| #8871 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7761 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #6336 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 4 |
| #179 | stuffed walrus | 1 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #257 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #185 | sugar shield | 1 |
| #1213 | tamarind-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #3149 | toast | 1 |
| #1839 | towel | 1 |
| #111 | union scalemail pants | 1 |
| #1531 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #261 | whalebone corset | 1 |
| #602 | white hat hacker T-shirt | 1 |
| #595 | wool hat | 1 |