| #569 | ASCII shirt | 2 |
| #1228 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #441 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 2 |
| #613 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #2709 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 3 |
| #932 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #2384 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #1674 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2773 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2652 | Crown of the Goblin King | 5 |
| #534 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #1696 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #1139 | Dolphin King's crown | 3 |
| #1495 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #1536 | Drowsy Sword | 6 |
| #470 | Elmley shades | 1 |
| #732 | FDKOL commendation | 19 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #2142 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 7 |
| #694 | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | 1 |
| #125 | Mt. Noob Pale Ale | 2 |
| #432 | Newbiesport™ tent | 2 |
| #2542 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #471 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
| #618 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #727 | Snow Queen Crown | 1 |
| #1576 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #1739 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 3 |
| #277 | Trivial Avocations Card: What? | 2 |
| #306 | Trivial Avocations Card: Who? | 1 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #1018 | ammonite fossil | 1 |
| #2045 | baconstone | 2 |
| #4407 | badass belt | 7 |
| #397 | bazookafish bubble gum | 1 |
| #161 | beer-scented teddy bear | 4 |
| #289 | black kettle drum | 2 |
| #108 | booze-soaked cherry | 5 |
| #581 | bottle of bubbles | 6 |
| #2560 | bottle of goofballs | 7 |
| 🥇 | bowl of oriole's nest soup | 3 |
| #7452 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #846 | brick | 39 |
| #57 | bronze breastplate | 33 |
| #529 | cheap toaster | 4 |
| #939 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #1796 | clown hammer | 1 |
| #569 | cream stout | 1 |
| #480 | cymbal syrup | 8 |
| #3286 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #1096 | drywall axe | 7 |
| 🥈 | eerily silent box | 1 |
| #1774 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #1530 | filthy lucre | 7 |
| #1658 | fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #386 | giant cactus quill | 1 |
| #815 | giant discarded bottlecap | 5 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1146 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 2 |
| #98 | giant marshmallow | 4 |
| #1727 | giant pinky ring | 4 |
| #321 | gin-soaked blotter paper | 1 |
| #303 | goatskin umbrella | 4 |
| #1169 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #861 | green clay bead | 3 |
| #3140 | grue egg | 5 |
| #2400 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #3056 | handful of confetti | 7 |
| #3384 | heart necklace | 1 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #289 | imp unity ring | 5 |
| #63 | insane tophat | 1 |
| #6 | ittah bittah hookah | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1603 | kneecapping stick | 2 |
| #340 | linoleum sword | 2 |
| #296 | love song of smoldering passion | 3 |
| #1622 | lucky rabbit's foot | 2 |
| #600 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 1 |
| #1709 | obsidian dagger | 7 |
| #795 | old sweatpants | 71 |
| #1040 | pail | 6 |
| #935 | pants of the Slug Lord | 3 |
| #469 | pat-a-cake pendant | 2 |
| #911 | personalized coffee mug | 3 |
| #1234 | pickle-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #785 | pink clay bead | 6 |
| #34 | plush hamsterpus | 1 |
| #449 | pointed stick | 1 |
| #716 | pool cue | 4 |
| #1319 | pork elf goodies sack | 2 |
| #812 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #778 | purple clay bead | 1 |
| #1730 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #154 | resolution: be sexier | 1 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #861 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 2 |
| #3660 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3658 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3650 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1883 | shiny ring | 6 |
| #892 | silver shrimp fork | 1 |
| #155 | soggy wofl t-shirt | 2 |
| #1679 | solid gold bowling ball | 5 |
| #293 | souvenir ski t-shirt | 2 |
| #2230 | spectre scepter | 7 |
| #214 | sponge cake | 2 |
| #6294 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 4 |
| #5739 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 5 |
| #8864 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #7014 | stuffed astral badger | 3 |
| #8950 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7694 | stuffed cocoabo | 2 |
| #7882 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7822 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7025 | stuffed hand turkey | 3 |
| #7826 | stuffed mind flayer | 2 |
| #7885 | stuffed scary death orb | 2 |
| #7840 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 2 |
| #5159 | stuffed snowy owl | 6 |
| #8884 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7774 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #6346 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 4 |
| #179 | stuffed walrus | 1 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #256 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #183 | sugar shield | 1 |
| #1210 | tamarind-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #3156 | toast | 1 |
| #1841 | towel | 1 |
| #110 | union scalemail pants | 1 |
| #1543 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #261 | whalebone corset | 1 |
| #603 | white hat hacker T-shirt | 1 |
| #595 | wool hat | 1 |