| #569 | ASCII shirt | 2 |
| #1229 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #441 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 2 |
| #613 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #2708 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 3 |
| #932 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #908 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #2384 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #1673 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2773 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2654 | Crown of the Goblin King | 5 |
| #534 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #1695 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #1139 | Dolphin King's crown | 3 |
| #1496 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #1535 | Drowsy Sword | 6 |
| #470 | Elmley shades | 1 |
| #731 | FDKOL commendation | 19 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #2145 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 7 |
| #694 | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | 1 |
| #126 | Mt. Noob Pale Ale | 2 |
| #434 | Newbiesport™ tent | 2 |
| #2542 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #471 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
| #618 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #727 | Snow Queen Crown | 1 |
| #1576 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #1741 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 3 |
| #277 | Trivial Avocations Card: What? | 2 |
| #306 | Trivial Avocations Card: Who? | 1 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #1018 | ammonite fossil | 1 |
| #2045 | baconstone | 2 |
| #4406 | badass belt | 7 |
| #398 | bazookafish bubble gum | 1 |
| #161 | beer-scented teddy bear | 4 |
| #289 | black kettle drum | 2 |
| #106 | booze-soaked cherry | 5 |
| #581 | bottle of bubbles | 6 |
| #2560 | bottle of goofballs | 7 |
| 🥇 | bowl of oriole's nest soup | 3 |
| #7456 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #847 | brick | 39 |
| #57 | bronze breastplate | 33 |
| #529 | cheap toaster | 4 |
| #940 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #1795 | clown hammer | 1 |
| #570 | cream stout | 1 |
| #479 | cymbal syrup | 8 |
| #3285 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #1096 | drywall axe | 7 |
| 🥈 | eerily silent box | 1 |
| #1773 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #1527 | filthy lucre | 7 |
| #1658 | fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #387 | giant cactus quill | 1 |
| #816 | giant discarded bottlecap | 5 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1147 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 2 |
| #98 | giant marshmallow | 4 |
| #1727 | giant pinky ring | 4 |
| #320 | gin-soaked blotter paper | 1 |
| #303 | goatskin umbrella | 4 |
| #1169 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #863 | green clay bead | 3 |
| #3142 | grue egg | 5 |
| #2400 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #3055 | handful of confetti | 7 |
| #3382 | heart necklace | 1 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #290 | imp unity ring | 5 |
| #63 | insane tophat | 1 |
| #6 | ittah bittah hookah | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1603 | kneecapping stick | 2 |
| #340 | linoleum sword | 2 |
| #296 | love song of smoldering passion | 3 |
| #1622 | lucky rabbit's foot | 2 |
| #599 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 1 |
| #1708 | obsidian dagger | 7 |
| #799 | old sweatpants | 71 |
| #1040 | pail | 6 |
| #935 | pants of the Slug Lord | 3 |
| #469 | pat-a-cake pendant | 2 |
| #910 | personalized coffee mug | 3 |
| #1234 | pickle-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #787 | pink clay bead | 6 |
| #33 | plush hamsterpus | 1 |
| #450 | pointed stick | 1 |
| #716 | pool cue | 4 |
| #1318 | pork elf goodies sack | 2 |
| #812 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #780 | purple clay bead | 1 |
| #1729 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #154 | resolution: be sexier | 1 |
| #553 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #861 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 2 |
| #3663 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3658 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3648 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1883 | shiny ring | 6 |
| #892 | silver shrimp fork | 1 |
| #155 | soggy wofl t-shirt | 2 |
| #1679 | solid gold bowling ball | 5 |
| #294 | souvenir ski t-shirt | 2 |
| #2233 | spectre scepter | 7 |
| #212 | sponge cake | 2 |
| #6295 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 4 |
| #5738 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 5 |
| #8860 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #7012 | stuffed astral badger | 3 |
| #8947 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7692 | stuffed cocoabo | 2 |
| #7879 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7819 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7023 | stuffed hand turkey | 3 |
| #7824 | stuffed mind flayer | 2 |
| #7884 | stuffed scary death orb | 2 |
| #7840 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 2 |
| #5157 | stuffed snowy owl | 6 |
| #8881 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7773 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #6345 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 4 |
| #179 | stuffed walrus | 1 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #256 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #183 | sugar shield | 1 |
| #1210 | tamarind-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #2948 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #3158 | toast | 1 |
| #1841 | towel | 1 |
| #110 | union scalemail pants | 1 |
| #1545 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #262 | whalebone corset | 1 |
| #603 | white hat hacker T-shirt | 1 |
| #596 | wool hat | 1 |