| #571 | Breathetasticâ„¢ Premium Canned Air | 6 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #24 | Children's Meal of the Damned | 1 |
| #12 | Crimbo hat | 1 |
| #8 | Crimbo pants | 1 |
| #11 | Crimbo sword | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #2374 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #71 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 100 |
| #785 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #5 | Radio Free Baseball Cap | 1 |
| #5 | Radio Free Foil | 1 |
| 🥉 | Radio Free Pants | 1 |
| #8 | Radio KoL Bottle Opener | 1 |
| #4 | Radio KoL Flashlight | 1 |
| #11 | Radio KoL Keychain | 1 |
| #7 | Radio KoL Patch | 1 |
| #1202 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 2 |
| #1452 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #2345 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #157 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #160 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #247 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #557 | blood flower | 11 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #437 | bow | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #1137 | box of sunshine | 197 |
| #208 | broken cellular phone | 22 |
| #545 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| 🥇 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 9,000 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #26 | comfy blanket | 1 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #4 | disco ball | 347,280 |
| #236 | disintegrating sheet music | 16 |
| #480 | empty blowgun | 3 |
| #5 | flaming talons | 4,490 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #271 | fuzzy dice | 14 |
| #1495 | gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #223 | grass blade | 1 |
| #194 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #433 | loaded serum blowgun | 10 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #130 | mafia aria | 192 |
| #469 | oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #525 | orange glowstick | 4 |
| #1498 | pixellated candy heart | 3 |
| #162 | radio button candy | 7 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2140 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #2248 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1708 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #51 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #599 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #5 | wrapping paper | 1 |
| #852 | zombie pineal gland | 5 |