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| #175 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #191 | Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau | 2 |
| #1850 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #752 | Crimbo pie | 1 |
| #175 | Crimbojito | 1 |
| #313 | Divine | 1 |
| #1868 | Imp Ale | 1 |
| #227 | Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card | 1 |
| #145 | Lobster qua Grill | 1 |
| #1758 | Mad Train wine | 1 |
| #88 | Mint Yulep | 1 |
| #348 | Mon Tiki | 1 |
| #111 | Oreille Divisée brandy | 1 |
| #233 | Princess Rutabaga trading card | 1 |
| #940 | Ram's Face Lager | 1 |
| #736 | Supernova Champagne | 1 |
| #98 | Tequiz Navidad | 1 |
| #757 | Typical Tavern swill | 1 |
| #85 | Vodka Matryoshka | 1 |
| #227 | Woldo trading card | 1 |
| #706 | a little sump'm sump'm | 1 |
| #503 | accidental cider | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #140 | asparagus lo mein | 1 |
| #212 | bag of GORF | 1 |
| #222 | bag of GORP | 1 |
| #222 | bag of QWOP | 1 |
| #629 | ballroom blintz | 1 |
| #86 | banana milkshake | 1 |
| #801 | bilge wine | 1 |
| #589 | black & tan | 1 |
| #552 | black forest ham | 1 |
| #114 | blended frozen swill | 2 |
| #621 | bloody mary | 1 |
| #241 | boilermaker | 1 |
| #513 | bottle of cooking sherry | 1 |
| #680 | bottle of popskull | 1 |
| #92 | bowl of Bounty-Os | 1 |
| #437 | calle de miel | 2 |
| #555 | can of Swiller | 1 |
| #272 | cherry pie | 1 |
| #250 | cold wad | 6 |
| #431 | commemorative war stein | 28 |
| #1818 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #1811 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #569 | cream stout | 1 |
| #540 | creamsicle | 1 |
| #494 | cursed bottle of black-label rum | 1 |
| #513 | cursed bottle of rum | 1 |
| #266 | dry martini | 1 |
| #516 | ducha de oro | 1 |
| #2833 | eggnog | 1 |
| #304 | elven squeeze | 1 |
| #880 | fine wine | 1 |
| #321 | flaming mushroom wine | 1 |
| #859 | flute of flat champagne | 1 |
| #604 | fuzzbump | 1 |
| #216 | gimlet | 2 |
| #547 | grog | 1 |
| #167 | hamburger | 1 |
| #258 | hot wad | 13 |
| #1763 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 1 |
| #1602 | ice-cold Willer | 1 |
| #1356 | ice-cold fotie | 1 |
| #140 | incredible pizza | 1 |
| #699 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 1 |
| #665 | martini | 1 |
| #692 | meat from yesterday | 1 |
| #144 | missing wine | 1 |
| #409 | monkey wrench | 2 |
| #490 | mulled cider | 1 |
| #378 | mushroom pizza | 1 |
| #528 | ocean motion | 1 |
| #257 | old-fashioned | 1 |
| #160 | packet of tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #528 | papaya sling | 1 |
| #472 | perpendicular hula | 1 |
| #594 | pink pony | 1 |
| #213 | plum wine | 1 |
| #268 | pumpkin beer | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of infuriating silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | record of menacing silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of tranquil silence (used) | 1 |
| #515 | redrum | 1 |
| #454 | rockin' wagon | 1 |
| #647 | rum and cola | 1 |
| #588 | screwdriver | 1 |
| #233 | shot of blackberry schnapps | 1 |
| #594 | shot of grapefruit schnapps | 2 |
| #699 | shot of orange schnapps | 1 |
| #174 | shot of peach schnapps | 1 |
| #167 | shot of pear schnapps | 1 |
| #357 | shot of rotgut | 1 |
| #747 | shot of tomato schnapps | 1 |
| #254 | single-serving herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #546 | slap and tickle | 1 |
| #296 | sleaze wad | 3 |
| #511 | slimy fermented bile bladder | 1 |
| #427 | slip 'n' slide | 1 |
| #971 | snifter of thoroughly aged brandy | 1 |
| #1389 | spectral pickle | 1 |
| #372 | spiced rum | 1 |
| #301 | sponge cake | 1 |
| #168 | spooky lo mein | 1 |
| #279 | spooky wad | 5 |
| #362 | stench wad | 4 |
| #1396 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 26 |
| #5208 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 6 |
| #410 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #4246 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 9 |
| #1173 | stuffed Meat | 36 |
| #8864 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #3155 | stuffed astral badger | 14 |
| #258 | stuffed can of asparagus | 40 |
| #6179 | stuffed cocoabo | 4 |
| #436 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 16 |
| #241 | stuffed dodecapede | 20 |
| #4624 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 8 |
| #5826 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 5 |
| #5754 | stuffed hand turkey | 5 |
| #2298 | stuffed key | 4 |
| #1290 | stuffed martini | 4 |
| #4031 | stuffed mind flayer | 10 |
| #1575 | stuffed mink | 21 |
| #1316 | stuffed monocle | 30 |
| #4626 | stuffed scary death orb | 8 |
| #4800 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #3566 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 12 |
| #4743 | stuffed snowy owl | 7 |
| #3814 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 11 |
| #4253 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 9 |
| #1409 | stuffed teddy butler | 27 |
| #1282 | stuffed tin of caviar | 32 |
| #1982 | stuffed treasure chest | 8 |
| #4299 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 9 |
| #225 | tangarita | 1 |
| #260 | teqiwila slammer | 1 |
| #438 | tequila sunrise | 1 |
| #348 | tequila with training wheels | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #90 | tobiko pocky | 1 |
| #630 | twinkly wad | 54 |
| #639 | vodka and cranberry | 1 |
| #131 | walrus ice cream | 1 |
| #648 | whiskey and cola | 1 |
| #411 | whiskey and soda | 1 |
| #649 | white Canadian | 2 |
| #222 | white Xanadian | 1 |
| #1104 | white lightning | 1 |
| #336 | yellow brick road | 1 |
| #148 | zmobie | 1 |