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| #174 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #191 | Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau | 2 |
| #1845 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #751 | Crimbo pie | 1 |
| #176 | Crimbojito | 1 |
| #312 | Divine | 1 |
| #1866 | Imp Ale | 1 |
| #225 | Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card | 1 |
| #144 | Lobster qua Grill | 1 |
| #1756 | Mad Train wine | 1 |
| #88 | Mint Yulep | 1 |
| #346 | Mon Tiki | 1 |
| #111 | Oreille Divisée brandy | 1 |
| #233 | Princess Rutabaga trading card | 1 |
| #937 | Ram's Face Lager | 1 |
| #738 | Supernova Champagne | 1 |
| #99 | Tequiz Navidad | 1 |
| #753 | Typical Tavern swill | 1 |
| #85 | Vodka Matryoshka | 1 |
| #226 | Woldo trading card | 1 |
| #706 | a little sump'm sump'm | 1 |
| #500 | accidental cider | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #139 | asparagus lo mein | 1 |
| #212 | bag of GORF | 1 |
| #221 | bag of GORP | 1 |
| #223 | bag of QWOP | 1 |
| #629 | ballroom blintz | 1 |
| #86 | banana milkshake | 1 |
| #800 | bilge wine | 1 |
| #589 | black & tan | 1 |
| #551 | black forest ham | 1 |
| #114 | blended frozen swill | 2 |
| #620 | bloody mary | 1 |
| #241 | boilermaker | 1 |
| #512 | bottle of cooking sherry | 1 |
| #679 | bottle of popskull | 1 |
| #91 | bowl of Bounty-Os | 1 |
| #437 | calle de miel | 2 |
| #553 | can of Swiller | 1 |
| #272 | cherry pie | 1 |
| #251 | cold wad | 6 |
| #428 | commemorative war stein | 28 |
| #1815 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #1808 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #567 | cream stout | 1 |
| #538 | creamsicle | 1 |
| #493 | cursed bottle of black-label rum | 1 |
| #513 | cursed bottle of rum | 1 |
| #264 | dry martini | 1 |
| #516 | ducha de oro | 1 |
| #2834 | eggnog | 1 |
| #303 | elven squeeze | 1 |
| #879 | fine wine | 1 |
| #321 | flaming mushroom wine | 1 |
| #859 | flute of flat champagne | 1 |
| #603 | fuzzbump | 1 |
| #215 | gimlet | 2 |
| #547 | grog | 1 |
| #168 | hamburger | 1 |
| #258 | hot wad | 13 |
| #1765 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 1 |
| #1605 | ice-cold Willer | 1 |
| #1355 | ice-cold fotie | 1 |
| #140 | incredible pizza | 1 |
| #693 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 1 |
| #665 | martini | 1 |
| #688 | meat from yesterday | 1 |
| #143 | missing wine | 1 |
| #406 | monkey wrench | 2 |
| #491 | mulled cider | 1 |
| #378 | mushroom pizza | 1 |
| #528 | ocean motion | 1 |
| #255 | old-fashioned | 1 |
| #159 | packet of tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #527 | papaya sling | 1 |
| #472 | perpendicular hula | 1 |
| #593 | pink pony | 1 |
| #212 | plum wine | 1 |
| #267 | pumpkin beer | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of infuriating silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | record of menacing silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of tranquil silence (used) | 1 |
| #513 | redrum | 1 |
| #453 | rockin' wagon | 1 |
| #641 | rum and cola | 1 |
| #588 | screwdriver | 1 |
| #230 | shot of blackberry schnapps | 1 |
| #592 | shot of grapefruit schnapps | 2 |
| #699 | shot of orange schnapps | 1 |
| #172 | shot of peach schnapps | 1 |
| #166 | shot of pear schnapps | 1 |
| #356 | shot of rotgut | 1 |
| #746 | shot of tomato schnapps | 1 |
| #252 | single-serving herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #547 | slap and tickle | 1 |
| #296 | sleaze wad | 3 |
| #509 | slimy fermented bile bladder | 1 |
| #426 | slip 'n' slide | 1 |
| #969 | snifter of thoroughly aged brandy | 1 |
| #1391 | spectral pickle | 1 |
| #372 | spiced rum | 1 |
| #299 | sponge cake | 1 |
| #166 | spooky lo mein | 1 |
| #279 | spooky wad | 5 |
| #362 | stench wad | 4 |
| #1390 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 26 |
| #5197 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 6 |
| #408 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #4232 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 9 |
| #1168 | stuffed Meat | 36 |
| #8850 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #3148 | stuffed astral badger | 14 |
| #257 | stuffed can of asparagus | 40 |
| #6161 | stuffed cocoabo | 4 |
| #433 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 16 |
| #241 | stuffed dodecapede | 20 |
| #4618 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 8 |
| #5818 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 5 |
| #5743 | stuffed hand turkey | 5 |
| #2290 | stuffed key | 4 |
| #1288 | stuffed martini | 4 |
| #4021 | stuffed mind flayer | 10 |
| #1573 | stuffed mink | 21 |
| #1311 | stuffed monocle | 30 |
| #4617 | stuffed scary death orb | 8 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #3558 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 12 |
| #4735 | stuffed snowy owl | 7 |
| #3805 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 11 |
| #4242 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 9 |
| #1406 | stuffed teddy butler | 27 |
| #1278 | stuffed tin of caviar | 32 |
| #1982 | stuffed treasure chest | 8 |
| #4290 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 9 |
| #224 | tangarita | 1 |
| #259 | teqiwila slammer | 1 |
| #436 | tequila sunrise | 1 |
| #348 | tequila with training wheels | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #90 | tobiko pocky | 1 |
| #628 | twinkly wad | 54 |
| #639 | vodka and cranberry | 1 |
| #131 | walrus ice cream | 1 |
| #646 | whiskey and cola | 1 |
| #411 | whiskey and soda | 1 |
| #647 | white Canadian | 2 |
| #221 | white Xanadian | 1 |
| #1103 | white lightning | 1 |
| #335 | yellow brick road | 1 |
| #147 | zmobie | 1 |