| #651 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #537 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 9 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #437 | Atomic Comic | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #524 | CRIMBCO scrip | 405 |
| #426 | Crimboween memo | 23 |
| #3201 | Crown of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #258 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 42 |
| #533 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #589 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #563 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #863 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #885 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #1607 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| #470 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #681 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #714 | antique record album | 2 |
| #803 | awful poetry journal | 56 |
| #1588 | barrrnacle | 3 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #241 | bum cheek | 91 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #202 | decorative fountain | 51 |
| #259 | distressed denim pants | 12 |
| #283 | fossilized baboon skull | 2 |
| #312 | fossilized demon skull | 1 |
| #495 | fossilized limb | 12 |
| 🥈 | fossilized necklace | 1 |
| #250 | fossilized serpent skull | 3 |
| #142 | fossilized spider skull | 4 |
| #300 | fossilized spike | 14 |
| #255 | fossilized spine | 7 |
| #271 | fossilized torso | 20 |
| #343 | fossilized wing | 9 |
| #280 | fossilized wyrm skull | 2 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #72 | severed flipper | 3 |
| #10 | sinister ancient tablet | 1 |
| #1094 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #399 | spooky pirate skeleton | 7 |
| #1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #7808 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 2 |
| #8929 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #8850 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #7818 | stuffed astral badger | 2 |
| #8938 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #8912 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8958 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8969 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8902 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8794 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #7787 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #3041 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #8868 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8883 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1862 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #546 | useless powder | 191 |