| #650 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #537 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 9 |
| #1133 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #437 | Atomic Comic | 1 |
| #1119 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1053 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #522 | CRIMBCO scrip | 405 |
| #425 | Crimboween memo | 23 |
| #3211 | Crown of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #258 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 42 |
| #534 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #880 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #590 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #564 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #864 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #888 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #1611 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| #471 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #684 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #916 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #716 | antique record album | 2 |
| #802 | awful poetry journal | 56 |
| #1594 | barrrnacle | 3 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #243 | bum cheek | 91 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #202 | decorative fountain | 51 |
| #262 | distressed denim pants | 12 |
| #282 | fossilized baboon skull | 2 |
| #312 | fossilized demon skull | 1 |
| #491 | fossilized limb | 12 |
| 🥈 | fossilized necklace | 1 |
| #251 | fossilized serpent skull | 3 |
| #142 | fossilized spider skull | 4 |
| #299 | fossilized spike | 14 |
| #255 | fossilized spine | 7 |
| #269 | fossilized torso | 20 |
| #341 | fossilized wing | 9 |
| #279 | fossilized wyrm skull | 2 |
| #4737 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #5199 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #90 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #73 | severed flipper | 3 |
| #9 | sinister ancient tablet | 1 |
| #1097 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #401 | spooky pirate skeleton | 7 |
| #1728 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #7819 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 2 |
| #8941 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #8860 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #7829 | stuffed astral badger | 2 |
| #8947 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8830 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #8922 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8969 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8976 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8910 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #4802 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #8960 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8802 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #7795 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #3042 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #8877 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8890 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #8193 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4023 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8212 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3943 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3980 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8251 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8129 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3965 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #8175 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #8095 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8221 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4498 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8152 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8187 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8059 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #8128 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8069 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8201 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8103 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8112 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8225 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8137 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1865 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #545 | useless powder | 191 |