| #158 | Ancient Protector Soda | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #54 | Celsius 233 | 1 |
| 🥇 | Chef Boy, R&D's business card | 1 |
| #441 | Crimbo Credit | 4 |
| #1351 | Crimbo candied pecan | 1 |
| #1381 | Crimbo fudge | 1 |
| #1261 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 2 |
| #103 | Crimbonium fuel rod | 25 |
| #62 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping | 2 |
| #111 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency | 1 |
| #211 | Crimbot battery | 3 |
| #412 | Crimbot schematic: Big Head | 2 |
| 🥇 | Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer | 1 |
| #206 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads | 1 |
| #461 | Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise | 1 |
| #409 | Crimbot schematic: Power Arm | 2 |
| 🥇 | Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator | 1 |
| #408 | Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun | 2 |
| #367 | Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet | 1 |
| #463 | Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis | 1 |
| #373 | El Vibrato power sphere | 2 |
| #1048 | Go-Wassail | 1 |
| #182 | Strix stix | 7 |
| #1205 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 2 |
| #426 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 3 |
| #835 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #769 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 6 |
| #1804 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #625 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #954 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 1 |
| #889 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 10 |
| #519 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| #136 | Wet Russian | 1 |
| #219 | alien drugs | 6 |
| #46 | alien protein powder | 6 |
| #104 | alien source code printout | 3 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #125 | augmented-reality shades | 1 |
| #184 | beautiful rainbow | 1 |
| #448 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 2 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #217 | blob of Alphredoâ„¢ | 1 |
| #191 | bottled day | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #301 | candied bolts | 5 |
| #210 | candied kobold | 15 |
| #287 | candied nuts | 5 |
| #240 | candy skeleton | 1 |
| #95 | choco-Crimbot | 25 |
| #208 | cookie cookie | 4 |
| #215 | discocktail | 14 |
| #94 | dumb mud | 2 |
| #86 | electrical thingamabob | 212 |
| #125 | filet of The Fish | 1 |
| #129 | fitness wristband | 1 |
| #196 | flask of tainted mining oil | 26 |
| #215 | freezer-burned frost-bitten tortellini | 1 |
| #274 | gingerbread robot | 4 |
| #154 | glass of herbal tequila | 9 |
| #136 | goblin water | 2 |
| #210 | handful of crafty noodles | 1 |
| #569 | java cookie | 1 |
| #1065 | jerky coins | 1 |
| #128 | liquid ice | 2 |
| #205 | non-aged vinegar | 3 |
| #489 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #341 | peppermint tailings | 10 |
| #435 | petit 4.1 | 3 |
| #117 | petit fortran | 5 |
| #81 | pocket ace | 4 |
| #601 | powdered candy sushi set | 3 |
| #359 | ruby on canes | 2 |
| #183 | shot of mescal | 5 |
| #138 | smart watch | 1 |
| #207 | spoonful of Linguine-Os | 1 |
| #140 | sugar banana | 6 |
| #96 | sugar cherry | 16 |
| #86 | sugar lime | 16 |
| #212 | tangled mass of creepy pasta | 1 |
| #25 | twitching space egg | 1 |
| #86 | twitching time capsule | 6 |
| #60 | warbear blizzard mead | 11 |
| #297 | warbear empathy chip | 1 |
| #53 | warbear feasting mead | 14 |
| #422 | warbear procedural hilarity drone | 1 |
| #44 | warbear thermoregulator bread | 14 |
| #36 | warbear warrior bread | 14 |
| #185 | whiskey in a broken glass | 5 |