| #499 | BRICKO brick | 1 |
| #450 | BRICKO eye brick | 1 |
| #1034 | Cold Hots candy | 2 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #234 | Knob nuts | 1 |
| #260 | Mae West with a fly in it | 1 |
| #387 | Marquis de Poivre soda | 4 |
| 🥇 | Mt. Noob Pale Ale | 3 |
| #1086 | Senior Mints | 2 |
| 🥇 | Tickle-Me Emilio | 1 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| #232 | Valentine | 137 |
| #225 | Ze™ goggles | 5 |
| #245 | arrowgram | 1 |
| #462 | black spot | 1 |
| 🥇 | bowl of oriole's nest soup | 3 |
| #3116 | box of sunshine | 26 |
| #231 | breath mint | 1 |
| #417 | bubblin' crude | 1 |
| #247 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 1 |
| #155 | clumsiness bark | 1 |
| #460 | cursed sea biscuit | 1 |
| #114 | d10 | 5 |
| #106 | d6 | 1 |
| #453 | divine blowout | 4 |
| #458 | divine champagne flute | 5 |
| #429 | divine cracker | 2 |
| 🥈 | festive warbear bank | 1 |
| #379 | flaming glowsticks | 1 |
| #62 | fudge pocket square | 1 |
| #3302 | gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #69 | glass slipper | 1 |
| #5336 | grue egg | 1 |
| #327 | limburger biker boots | 1 |
| #117 | linoleum stick | 1 |
| #673 | meat paste | 11 |
| #210 | miniature carton of clove cigarettes | 2 |
| #52 | odd silver coin | 12 |
| #2056 | old sweatpants | 2 |
| #488 | pog #06 (filthy hippy) | 1 |
| #493 | pog #07 (orcish frat boy) | 1 |
| #492 | pog #09 (pirate) | 1 |
| #151 | resolution: be feistier | 1 |
| #155 | resolution: be sexier | 1 |
| #147 | resolution: be smarter | 1 |
| #148 | resolution: be stronger | 1 |
| #239 | sack lunch | 3 |
| #287 | shiny stones | 8 |
| #486 | stained mattress | 2 |
| #222 | tangarita with a fly in it | 1 |
| #3076 | toast | 2 |
| #930 | useless powder | 54 |