| #15 | Alice's Army Foil Sniper | 1 |
| #82 | BRICKO brick | 5,576 |
| #6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
| #6 | Chester's bag of candy | 10 |
| #52 | Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror | 1 |
| #142 | Frosty's frosty mug | 12 |
| #1010 | Goodfella contract | 1 |
| #175 | Hodgman's blanket | 8 |
| #533 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| 🥇 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1,300 |
| #126 | Mt. Noob Pale Ale | 2 |
| #477 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 2 |
| #23 | Paint A Vulgar Pitcher | 21 |
| #1171 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 5 |
| #212 | Ralph IX cognac | 1 |
| #57 | Skully's hot chocolate | 2 |
| #85 | The Necbronomicon | 3 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #623 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #2327 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #230 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 5 |
| #221 | Ultrasoldier Serum | 3 |
| #40 | adventurer clone egg | 1 |
| #74 | antimatter wad | 5 |
| #420 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 3 |
| #398 | antique bottle opener | 2 |
| #206 | antique painting of a landscape | 4 |
| #571 | antique pair of blue jeans | 1 |
| #536 | antique record album | 4 |
| #586 | antique souvenir drawing | 1 |
| #4 | badass pie | 392 |
| #90 | bindle of joy | 1 |
| #852 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 2 |
| #158 | bowl of oriole's nest soup | 2 |
| #785 | box of sunshine | 365 |
| #555 | chocolate cigar | 1 |
| #661 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 14 |
| #487 | cranberry schnapps | 1 |
| #1114 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 4 |
| #120 | epic wad | 5 |
| #46 | expensive cigar | 5 |
| #89 | expired bottle of peppermint schnapps | 1 |
| #332 | extra-greasy slider | 6 |
| 🥉 | forest spirit rattle | 675 |
| #330 | frozen banquet | 6 |
| #28 | gift-a-pult | 11 |
| #62 | grim fairy tale | 10 |
| #981 | guy made of bee pollen | 1 |
| #85 | holiday log | 3 |
| #135 | imitation nice watch | 1 |
| #169 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 13 |
| #178 | leftover Crimbo rations | 1 |
| #414 | leprechaun hatchling | 1 |
| #483 | marshmallow flambé | 1 |
| #41 | mutant rattlesnake egg | 1 |
| #42 | one-day ticket to The Glaciest | 1 |
| #70 | phish stick | 16 |
| #71 | pixel orb | 1 |
| #180 | radio button candy | 6 |
| #147 | raffle prize box | 2 |
| #191 | sack lunch | 32 |
| #1268 | sandwich of the gods | 4 |
| #66 | slime-soaked brain | 4 |
| #202 | slime-soaked hypophysis | 1 |
| #40 | slime-soaked sweat gland | 5 |
| #489 | soy cordial | 1 |
| #208 | stuffed pocketwatch | 1 |
| #125 | tequila sunset | 1 |
| #17 | training scroll: Snokebomb | 5 |
| #98 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 12 |
| #226 | voodoo snuff | 7 |