| #330 | BRAINS shorts | 1 |
| #588 | Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler | 1 |
| #442 | Blood Light | 5 |
| #533 | Bone's Farm "wine" | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #15 | Crimbot schematic: Bug Zapper | 1 |
| #287 | DNOTC Box | 1 |
| #8 | Dreadsylvanian hot pocket | 1 |
| #474 | Ecto-Cooler | 1 |
| #41 | Frosty's frosty mug | 52 |
| #262 | Go-Wassail | 74 |
| #601 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 1 |
| #53 | Hodgman's blanket | 23 |
| #355 | Instant Karma | 20 |
| #355 | Mesmereyes™ contact lenses | 1 |
| #250 | Nightstalker perfume | 9 |
| #30 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 65 |
| #203 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 15 |
| #211 | Ralph IX cognac | 1 |
| #284 | Silver Bullet beer | 8 |
| #7 | Thriller Ice | 11 |
| #12 | Xiblaxian holo-schematic: xeno-goggles | 2 |
| #10 | accidental mutton | 7 |
| #57 | alien force field disruptor bean | 11 |
| #71 | bag of QWOP | 108 |
| #165 | banana | 43 |
| #368 | bite-me-red lipstick | 33 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #42 | blood sausage | 3 |
| #27 | bottle of Bloodweiser | 8 |
| #87 | bottled day | 3 |
| #11 | brown felt tophat | 700 |
| #70 | can of Drooling Monk | 1 |
| #211 | can of V-11 | 2 |
| #675 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 13 |
| #510 | candied yams | 18 |
| #287 | chainsaw chain | 1 |
| #86 | crystal skeleton vodka | 2 |
| #314 | cursed scrunchie | 1 |
| #22 | deactivated putty buddy | 1 |
| #113 | decanter of fine Scotch | 2 |
| #273 | drum of pomade | 4 |
| #42 | electric Kool-Aid | 3 |
| #547 | electrical thingamabob | 1 |
| #197 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 14 |
| #85 | extra-greasy slider | 31 |
| #289 | extra-see-thru nightie | 1 |
| #313 | extremely skinny jeans | 1 |
| #77 | fancy beef jerky | 2 |
| #160 | frozen banquet | 14 |
| #322 | funhouse mirror | 1 |
| #301 | ghost protocol | 1 |
| #380 | ghost trap | 1 |
| #325 | ghostly body paint | 11 |
| #1493 | gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #150 | green drunki-bear | 3 |
| #380 | herbal stuffing | 21 |
| #76 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 33 |
| #411 | jerky coins | 49 |
| #330 | necrotizing body spray | 22 |
| #528 | plastic ingot | 1 |
| #106 | pocket ace | 2 |
| #40 | pocket lint (green) | 1 |
| #46 | pocket lint (orange) | 1 |
| #35 | pocket lint (white) | 2 |
| #432 | press-on ribs | 9 |
| #131 | pumpkin beer | 6 |
| #224 | red drunki-bear | 1 |
| #231 | sandwich of the gods | 15 |
| 🥇 | silver cow creamer | 1 |
| #228 | silver shotgun shell | 1 |
| #8 | skeleton quiche | 28 |
| #275 | sorority brain | 4 |
| 🥇 | spinning wheel | 1 |
| #17 | stinkwater | 4 |
| #325 | throwing bone | 1 |
| #220 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 5 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
| #949 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #933 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
| #610 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
| #598 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #629 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #929 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #940 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #563 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #587 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #562 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #589 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #585 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #948 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 1 |
| #924 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
| #551 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #548 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #944 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
| #614 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 3 |
| #578 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 1 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #564 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #1410 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #1145 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #1151 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #791 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #1150 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #1346 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #774 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #18 | tiny plastic Naughty Sorceress | 1 |
| #1309 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #1135 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #764 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #1329 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #1113 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #1365 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #1350 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #1353 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #1347 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1320 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1336 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #1123 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #70 | tiny plastic four-shadowed mime | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #1333 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #1132 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #1119 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1111 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #659 | tofurkey gravy | 13 |
| #500 | tofurkey leg | 17 |
| #38 | voodoo snuff | 42 |
| #313 | warbear accoutrements chunk | 4 |
| #186 | warbear auto-anvil | 1 |
| #40 | warbear badge | 4 |
| #437 | warbear battery | 2 |
| #9 | warbear battle greaves | 1 |
| #109 | warbear beeping telegram | 11 |
| #33 | warbear breakfast machine assembler | 13 |
| #188 | warbear chemistry lab | 1 |
| #16 | warbear dress greaves | 1 |
| #48 | warbear drone assembler | 11 |
| #42 | warbear drone codes | 1 |
| 🥉 | warbear electric long johns | 1 |
| #5 | warbear electric warscarf | 1 |
| #4 | warbear electro-spiked helm | 1 |
| #17 | warbear empathy chip | 18 |
| #200 | warbear energy bracers | 1 |
| #121 | warbear exhaust manifold | 2 |
| #44 | warbear exo-arm | 5 |
| #197 | warbear feasting bread | 1 |
| #4 | warbear fleece-lined long johns | 1 |
| #7 | warbear fleece-lined warscarf | 1 |
| #211 | warbear foil hat | 1 |
| #10 | warbear goggles | 1 |
| #122 | warbear gyrocopter | 8 |
| #5 | warbear heated ushanka | 1 |
| #184 | warbear helm fragment | 33 |
| #6 | warbear high festival pants | 1 |
| #124 | warbear laser beacon | 2 |
| #13 | warbear laser bowtie | 1 |
| #6 | warbear lined ushanka | 1 |
| #94 | warbear liquid lasers | 1 |
| #8 | warbear long johns | 1 |
| #296 | warbear metalworking primer | 3 |
| #6 | warbear nuclear bowtie | 1 |
| 🥇 | warbear officer greaves | 1 |
| #51 | warbear officer requisition box | 18 |
| #198 | warbear oil pan | 1 |
| #8 | warbear party pants | 1 |
| #9 | warbear plain fedora | 1 |
| #6 | warbear plain helm | 1 |
| #7 | warbear plain ushanka | 1 |
| #6 | warbear plasma bowtie | 1 |
| #92 | warbear procedural hilarity drone | 12 |
| #128 | warbear requisition box | 43 |
| #236 | warbear robo-camouflage unit | 5 |
| #222 | warbear sequential gaiety distribution system | 6 |
| #46 | warbear soda machine assembler | 11 |
| #5 | warbear spiked helm | 1 |
| #87 | warbear superpotion | 1 |
| #127 | warbear thermoregulator bread | 2 |
| #154 | warbear trouser fragment | 41 |
| #227 | warbear wardance potion | 3 |
| #12 | warbear warscarf | 1 |
| #300 | warbear whosit | 417 |
| #196 | whisker pencil | 45 |
| #228 | yellow drunki-bear | 1 |