| 🥈 | A Guide to Burning Leaves | 10 |
| #1459 | Amulet of Yendor | 1 |
| 🥇 | Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy | 1 |
| #21 | Better Shrooms and Gardens catalog | 1 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #24 | Boosty Juice | 1 |
| #8 | Cheshire Bitten | 1 |
| #25 | Children's Meal of the Damned | 1 |
| #5 | Dark Jill-O-Lantern | 2 |
| 🥇 | Dark Jill-of-All-Trades | 13 |
| 🥇 | Dinsey food-cone | 888 |
| #30 | Discontent™ Winter Garden Catalog | 1 |
| 🥇 | Eldritch snap | 117 |
| 🥇 | Ghost Dog Chow | 4,269 |
| #57 | Hanukkimbo dreidl | 1 |
| #39 | Junior Adventurer's kit | 1 |
| 🥇 | Knob Goblin visor | 3,541,639 |
| #32 | Make-Your-Own-Vampire-Fangs kit | 1 |
| #44 | March hat | 1 |
| #43 | My Own Pen Pal kit | 1 |
| #53 | Neverending Party invitation envelope | 1 |
| #5 | Oopsie IPA | 2 |
| #5 | Otorian Battle Scar | 1 |
| 🥇 | Ralph IX cognac | 569 |
| #21 | Retrospecs try-at-home kit | 1 |
| #5 | Rock Garden Guide | 7 |
| #7 | S.I.T. Course Voucher | 5 |
| #39 | The Big Book of Every Skill | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read) | 6 |
| #34 | Tome of Snowcone Summoning | 1 |
| 🥇 | anti-anti-antidote | 69,420 |
| #82 | astral badger | 1 |
| #6 | baby chest mimic | 9 |
| #1885 | bag of airline peanuts | 1 |
| 🥈 | beet | 1 |
| 🥈 | black Crimbo ball | 100,000 |
| #873 | black candy heart | 1 |
| #9 | book of facts | 10 |
| #31 | bottled Vampire Vintner | 1 |
| 🥇 | bowl of mernudo | 500,000 |
| #90 | box of Gratitude chocolates | 1 |
| #174 | box of sunshine | 2,379 |
| #13 | boxed Apriling band helmet | 5 |
| #9 | boxed Mayam Calendar | 7 |
| 🥉 | boxed august scepter | 14 |
| #12 | boxed autumn-aton | 3 |
| 🥇 | brass abacus | 69,420 |
| 🥇 | bread pie | 234,567 |
| #2703 | brick | 1 |
| #13 | calm attention-deficit demon | 1 |
| 🥇 | cheer extractor | 1,466 |
| #61 | class five ecto-larva | 1 |
| 🥇 | clear Russian | 234,567 |
| #4 | closed-circuit phone system | 12 |
| #1796 | clown hammer | 1 |
| #4 | coffee sprite | 1 |
| #20 | consolation ribbon | 1 |
| #99 | cotton candy cocoon | 1 |
| 🥉 | crimbo elfling | 1 |
| #5 | cursed monkey glove | 12 |
| 🥉 | custom avatar form | 2 |
| #666 | cymbal syrup | 1 |
| 🥇 | deed to Oliver's Place | 34 |
| #1480 | defective skull | 1 |
| 🥇 | detective roscoe | 420 |
| 🥇 | embezzler's oil | 1,625,830 |
| 🥇 | emergency margarita | 11,037 |
| #5 | emo roe | 1 |
| #1182 | encoder ring | 1 |
| #1776 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #1989 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| 🥇 | fake hand | 41,519 |
| 🥈 | fishelada | 500,000 |
| #77 | floaty stone sphere | 1 |
| 🥈 | gas can | 7,777 |
| 🥉 | hand turkey outline | 1 |
| #8 | hippo tutu | 1 |
| #5 | in-the-box spring shoes | 6 |
| 🥈 | inflammable leaf | 420,069 |
| #1831 | jazz soap | 1 |
| #1885 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| #107 | little box of fireworks | 1 |
| #144 | llama lama cria | 1 |
| #1896 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 1 |
| #6 | mini kiwi egg | 5 |
| #11 | mint condition magnifying glass | 2 |
| #731 | mood ring | 1 |
| #4 | mummified entombed cookbookbat | 6 |
| 🥈 | off-hand balloon | 2 |
| 🥇 | ojo de pez burrito | 500,000 |
| #38 | organ grinder | 1 |
| #4 | orphan baby yeti | 1 |
| #36 | packaged Daylight Shavings Helmet | 1 |
| #13 | packaged Everfull Dart Holster | 5 |
| #44 | packaged June cleaver | 1 |
| 🥇 | packaged Jurassic Parka | 37 |
| 🥇 | packaged cold medicine cabinet | 45 |
| #14 | packaged industrial fire extinguisher | 2 |
| #12 | packaged model train set | 4 |
| #1653 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 1 |
| #1884 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 1 |
| #5 | pixel rock | 11 |
| 🥇 | plush hamsterpus | 111 |
| 🥇 | pr0n cocktail | 7,777 |
| 🥇 | pristine walrus tusk | 103 |
| #1959 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #116 | sane hatrack | 1 |
| 🥇 | savoy truffle | 150,138 |
| 🥇 | shoe gum | 420 |
| 🥉 | shot of wasp venom | 8,138 |
| #24 | shrink-wrapped 2002 Mr. Store Catalog | 3 |
| #7 | shrink-wrapped Cincho de Mayo | 7 |
| #202 | silent I | 1 |
| #147 | silent L | 1 |
| #65 | silent T | 1 |
| #5 | sleeping patriotic eagle | 9 |
| #9 | sleeping piano cat | 1 |
| 🥉 | status cymbal | 15 |
| #39 | sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #35 | undamaged Unbreakable Umbrella | 1 |
| #15 | undrilled cosmic bowling ball | 2 |
| #19 | unemployed hunchbacked minion | 1 |
| 🥇 | unoccupied sheep suit | 11 |
| #16 | unopened tiny stillsuit | 3 |
| 🥇 | white Crimbo ball | 123,456 |
| #1937 | whoopie cushion | 1 |
| #2053 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |
| #70 | wizard action figure | 1 |
| 🥇 | wrapped candy cane sword cane | 20 |
| #1456 | x-ray specs | 1 |
| #2120 | yellow snowcone | 1 |