| #22 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #12 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #27 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #73 | Crimbo paste | 1 |
| #271 | FDKOL hotcakes | 11 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #21 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #208 | Inndya trading card | 1 |
| #225 | Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card | 1 |
| #41 | Mer-kin paste | 1 |
| #753 | Microplushie: Bropane | 5 |
| #746 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 1 |
| #771 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 4 |
| #787 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 5 |
| #739 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 3 |
| #917 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 2 |
| #832 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 2 |
| #770 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 4 |
| #245 | Nayztameetjoo trading card | 1 |
| #230 | Poison Oak trading card | 1 |
| #207 | Serenity trading card | 1 |
| #21 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #169 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 6 |
| #417 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 10 |
| #623 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #669 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 12 |
| #1151 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #22 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #100 | beastly paste | 1 |
| #697 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #52 | bug paste | 1 |
| #464 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 2 |
| #56 | chlorophyll paste | 1 |
| #38 | cosmic paste | 1 |
| #58 | demonic paste | 1 |
| #69 | ectoplasmic paste | 1 |
| #56 | elemental paste | 1 |
| #413 | facsimile dictionary | 26 |
| #50 | fishy paste | 1 |
| #88 | forbidden sausage | 3 |
| #51 | goblin paste | 1 |
| #68 | gooey paste | 1 |
| #71 | greasy paste | 1 |
| #51 | hippy paste | 1 |
| #48 | hobo paste | 1 |
| #60 | indescribably horrible paste | 1 |
| #63 | oily paste | 1 |
| #51 | orc paste | 1 |
| #49 | peanut sauce | 1 |
| #29 | penguin paste | 1 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
| #54 | pirate paste | 1 |
| 🥉 | record of menacing silence (used) | 1 |
| #136 | ridiculous sandwich | 11 |
| #437 | roll of toilet paper | 201 |
| #49 | slimy paste | 1 |
| #41 | strange paste | 1 |
| #134 | sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 4 |