| Rank | Item | Quantity |
|---|---|---|
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| #119 | Hollandaise helmet | 97 |
| #240 | beer-scented teddy bear | 2 |
| #189 | comfy pillow | 2 |
| #254 | disco ball | 190 |
| #258 | disco mask | 173 |
| #5335 | grue egg | 1 |
| #503 | helmet turtle | 79 |
| #122 | mariachi hat | 94 |
| #504 | old sweatpants | 133 |
| #281 | pasta spoon | 110 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
| #281 | ravioli hat | 110 |
| #146 | ridiculous cocktail | 11 |
| #451 | saucepan | 97 |
| #368 | seal-clubbing club | 96 |
| #183 | seal-skull helmet | 109 |
| #398 | stolen accordion | 103 |
| #446 | turtle totem | 85 |